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This is pretty funny. I actually have to give JJ some props on this even though he makes Mr. Burns look vigorous.

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WOW, Classy

Even John Wayne and Roy Rogers are ashamed to be cowboys after this.

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hahaha that was pretty funny...he better watch out. He's lucky he didn't say something really incendiary like "Roger Goodell sucks" or something to that effect because that could really come back to bite him.

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[quote=skinsfan69;688240]Dallas isn't dysfuntional. They don't hire "consultants" to call plays in the middle of the season to undermine the head coach.[/quote]

Just because they don't screw up in the same way as us doesn't mean they're not dysfunctional. There's plenty of ways to make yourself dysfunctional. As soon as the Cowboys loose Tony Romo they're doomed. The core is still Parcells team that he's winning with (I know Sandtrap has seen me say this before so I won't act like this is the first time). I'm going to enjoy watching McNabb get revenge on them this year :D

[quote=rbanerjee23;688272]hahaha that was pretty funny...he better watch out. He's lucky he didn't say something really incendiary like "Roger Goodell sucks" or something to that effect because that could really come back to bite him.[/quote]

"I mean *hicup* what is BADdell's proBLEM!?!? Tank Johnson got caught wtih what a couple automatic weapons??? That is a nothing. I got a SCud missle baCK at my hOuse with*hicup* A launch pad shaped liKE Texas!!!"

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So what, they caught an old rich guy doing what he does everyday. Hanging out, making friends, and talking shit at the bar. Truth is, you would never catch Dan Snyder in a bar talking to common folks to begin with, so i think that's why it would be perceived differently. Snyder just doesn't strike me as an every man kind of guy. But he doesn't have to, I just want the Skins to win.

For what it's worth, I think Jones still has mad respect for Bill Parcells. I'll bet Bill Parcells chuckles at the fact that Jerry Jones is somewhere drunk bringing up his name. Their business relationship ran it's course, and that was that. I take the "he's not shit" comment with a grain of salt.

As far as his comment about Tebow, WOW, don't know what to quite make of that. I mean, whatever you think of Jerry Jones, you can't deny he has a great eye for NFL talent.

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he's not drunk. he's woozy from when i beat him up.

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[quote=skinsfan69;688240]Dallas isn't dysfuntional. They don't hire "consultants" to call plays in the middle of the season to undermine the head coach.[/quote]

nice way to put things into perspective.

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[quote=12thMan;688304]So what, they caught an old rich guy doing what he does everyday. Hanging out, making friends, and talking shit at the bar. Truth is, you would never catch Dan Snyder in a bar talking to common folks to begin with, so i think that's why it would be perceived differently. Snyder just doesn't strike me as an every man kind of guy. But he doesn't have to, I just want the Skins to win.

For what it's worth, I think Jones still has mad respect for Bill Parcells. I'll bet Bill Parcells chuckles at the fact that Jerry Jones is somewhere drunk bringing up his name. Their business relationship ran it's course, and that was that. I take the "he's not shit" comment with a grain of salt.

[B]As far as his comment about Tebow, WOW, don't know what to quite make of that.[/B] I mean, whatever you think of Jerry Jones, you can't deny he has a great eye for NFL talent.[/quote]

I don't know what is shocking about this statement. It basically tells me that he is smart enough to not buy into the BS Tebow hype. Everyone that pretty much knows what it takes to be an NFL QB doesn't think Tebow will sniff the field as an NFL QB.

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Not that he said it, but that he said it to complete strangers ( I guess they were, right?) right there in public.

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Lulz at stupid billionaire getting drunk around douche bags with camera phone.

I hope Wade and Tony take a S%$& on him.lol

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[quote=murphy196;688314]I don't know what is shocking about this statement. It basically tells me that he is smart enough to not buy into the BS Tebow hype. [B]Everyone that pretty much knows what it takes to be an NFL QB doesn't think Tebow will sniff the field as an NFL QB[/B].[/quote]

I guess Jon Gruden doesn't know anything about what it takes to be a QB in the NFL.

As far as Jerry Jones, what an assbag. But we've all known that for a long, long time.

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[quote=GMScud;688353]I guess Jon Gruden doesn't know anything about what it takes to be a QB in the NFL.

As far as Jerry Jones, what an assbag. But we've all known that for a long, long time.[/quote]

You're insane if you think Tebow will be a successful NFL QB. Gruden is going through the motions for his job on ESPN. I guarantee if he was still a coach, no way in hell he drafts Tebow.

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[quote=skinsfan69;688240]Dallas isn't dysfuntional. They don't hire "consultants" to call plays in the middle of the season to undermine the head coach.[/quote]

No, they just sign players like Tank Johnson, Pacman Jones and others with substance abuse, violent behavior, guns or alcohol problems, I guess it all starts at the top.

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[quote=tryfuhl;688070]I'd drink with Jerry[/quote]


Sad fact: I'd drink with him before I'd drink with Snyder.

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[quote=SkinDogg;688394]Sad fact: I'd drink with him before I'd drink with Snyder.[/quote]

I don't know. It would be exciting for me to tell Snyder, "This Bud's for you, half pint".

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[quote=GMScud;688353]I guess Jon Gruden doesn't know anything about what it takes to be a QB in the NFL.

As far as Jerry Jones, what an assbag. But we've all known that for a long, long time.[/quote]
even Gruden wouldn't bring Tebow into camp :silly:

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[quote=tryfuhl;688424]even Gruden wouldn't bring Tebow into camp :silly:[/quote]

Wrong.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bs26aPmAYs"]YouTube - Gruden's QB Camp: Tim Tebow[/ame]

I love at the end when they huddle up and Gruden says "let's go, Tebow on 3," and then Tebow says, "naw, hard work on 3." My mancrush is so unabashed. :)

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Like JJ is an awesome player evaluator... how many SB's has he sniffed since the Johnson era ended? And lets not be stupid and bring up Switzer's SB -Any of us could have coached that team to a SB-
Face it,Dallas was dead in the water until Parcells came and righted the ship and they are still living off of what Bill did.

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And we all know deep down JJ was praying that the boys wouldnt make the playoffs so he could fire Wade for Shanny.

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[quote=DBUCHANON101;688431]Like JJ is an awesome player evaluator... how many SB's has he sniffed since the Johnson era ended? And lets not be stupid and bring up Switzer's SB -Any of us could have coached that team to a SB-
Face it,Dallas was dead in the water until Parcells came and righted the ship and they are still living off of what Bill did.[/quote]


Sadly, they have been a lot better than us over that period.

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[quote=tryfuhl;688424]even Gruden wouldn't bring Tebow into camp :silly:[/quote]

I have conspiracy theory, If Clevland drafts Tebow that right there will lock up Chucky as their next HC. You have Holmgren-Gruden connection, and that dickhead coach they have right now wont ever coach again in the NFL he is just a stop gap.

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[quote=warpaint;688437]I have conspiracy theory, If Clevland drafts Tebow that right there will lock up Chucky as their next HC. You have Holmgren-Gruden connection, and that dickhead coach they have right now wont ever coach again in the NFL he is just a stop gap.[/quote]


Cleveland, ugh i wouldnt wish that on anyone.. I could see Tebow going to N.E late 2nd. they have 3 picks i believe in that round and it was rumored a while back that BB would have packages to get him and Brady on the field at the same time.

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I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about

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i dont see what the big deal about the video is.

jerry got drunk and was talking some football.

the only aholes i see are the guys budding up to jerry, asking him questions and videotaping it. im guessin their boys fans. you get a chance to talk shop with jerry jones and you videotape it and put it in the net? thats freakin gay.

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[quote=SmootSmack;688481]I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about[/quote]

That would make me lose all respect for Gruden. I like that guy.

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OMG this is sooo funny.

I was in Dallas last week and was entertaining a group of clients at a weeklong convention. These two women (my clients), really wanted to go down town and hit some of the clubs etc. I was beat and decided not to go this time, as I had been going out all week.

Turns out, these women are banging at my door at 1230 am saying, wake up, you have to see these pictures.....So, i went to the door and they showed me pictures of them kissing Jerry Jones at a bar in Dallas.

So, I presume that if I played my cards right that night I could have witnessed Jerry's stupidity on this very night.

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[quote=Cooley1;688518]OMG this is sooo funny.

I was in Dallas last week and was entertaining a group of clients at a weeklong convention. These two women (my clients), really wanted to go down town and hit some of the clubs etc. I was beat and decided not to go this time, as I had been going out all week.

Turns out, these women are banging at my door at 1230 am saying, wake up, you have to see these pictures.....So, i went to the door and they showed me pictures of them kissing Jerry Jones at a bar in Dallas.

So, I presume that if I played my cards right that night I could have witnessed Jerry's stupidity on this very night.[/quote]


Dude, your stupidity was staying in. If they are going to kiss that dinosaur you could have had a threesome!

Just tell them that Jimmy Johnson gave you some extenze!!! (Btw and endorser named "Jimmy Johnson" for an enhancement product. Hollywood couldn't have scripted it any better....)

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[quote=SkinDogg;688394]Sad fact: I'd drink with him before I'd drink with Snyder.[/quote]

So you would turn down having a drink with the owner of your favorite team in favor of the owner of our most hated rival??

Am I missing something here?

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^Taking the team thing out of it, just based on who'd you rather hang out and get drunk with as a human being, I'd have to agree with SkinDogg.

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Taking the team out of it, neither. JJ seems like a mega-douche. Snyder doesn't even seem like he drinks. Though he probably knows his cigars.

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[quote=SkinDogg;688394]Sad fact: I'd drink with him before I'd drink with Snyder.[/quote]

Noway I'd rather have few with DS. Drinking with JJ would be ok for second, then later on I'd get arrested for assault on Skelator.

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[quote=SmootSmack;688481]I can see Gruden replacing Reid in Philly...but that's not what this thread is about[/quote]

I sure hope not. Actually why don't they hire Jim Zorn? He knows the NFC East and does a great job of developing offensive rookies.

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[quote=Mattyk;688697]Taking the team out of it, neither. JJ seems like a mega-douche. Snyder doesn't even seem like he drinks. Though he probably knows his cigars.[/quote]

Snyder is a big fan of red wine from what I hear, and you're right about the cigars.

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I don't think Snyder smokes cigars anymore. Not even sure he drinks wine anymore either

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[quote=SmootSmack;688904]I don't think Snyder smokes cigars anymore. [B]Not even sure he drinks wine anymore either[/B][/quote]

Well, he did as recently as last year's offseason, not sure about now though.

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[url=http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/13125/jerry-praises-parcells-on-the-record]Jerry praises Parcells -- on the record - NFC East Blog - ESPN[/url]

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[quote=Dirtbag359;689177][url=http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/13125/jerry-praises-parcells-on-the-record]Jerry praises Parcells -- on the record - NFC East Blog - ESPN[/url][/quote]

Yeah NOW... You know the truth comes out when you are drunk off your @$$

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Shame a few guys couldn't just keep that to themselves, gotta ruin it for everybody

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[quote=SmootSmack;688904]I don't think Snyder smokes cigars anymore. Not even sure he drinks wine anymore either[/quote]

He obviously sobered up...Vinny is gone.