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[quote=over the mountain;1073725]finally got an eye exam but the doctor felt that it was socially acceptable for him to press his boys up against my knee while he was doing an exam.

wtf.

there had to be some way of him achieving his goal of conducting the exam that did not require his boys to be pressed forcefully up against my effing knee cap.[/quote]

OK this post made me laugh hysterically. That is unfortunate but it's also hilarious as F with the way you described it.

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[quote=over the mountain;1073725]finally got an eye exam but the doctor felt that it was socially acceptable for him to press his boys up against my knee while he was doing an exam.

wtf.

there had to be some way of him achieving his goal of conducting the exam that did not require his boys to be pressed forcefully up against my effing knee cap.[/quote]

Got take the good with the bad.

I have had plenty of tits forced into me by hair stylist and dental hygienist.

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yeah, I also thought about all the times as a kid the dental hygienist would smoother me with her breasts. there is a good side to having braces as a young boy.

i am not making this up - the eye doctor gave him his business card with his cell phone scribbled on it "in case I have an emergency and need to reach him at his home". i am not an attractive dude so i was flattered and uncomfortable at the same time.

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[quote=over the mountain;1073736]yeah, I also thought about all the times as a kid the dental hygienist would smoother me with her breasts. there is a good side to having braces as a young boy.

i am not making this up - the eye doctor gave him his business card with his cell phone scribbled on it "in case I have an emergency and need to reach him at his home". i am not an attractive dude so i was flattered and uncomfortable at the same time.[/quote]

For some reason this reminds me of the time my sister was hit on by a NASCAR driver, asked her for her number and she gave him her gay
Friends number. Driver and this dude traded texts into the night until a pic was sent

[QUOTE=over the mountain;1073736]yeah, I also thought about all the times as a kid the dental hygienist would smoother me with her breasts. there is a good side to having braces as a young boy.



i am not making this up - the eye doctor gave him his business card with his cell phone scribbled on it "in case I have an emergency and need to reach him at his home". i am not an attractive dude so i was flattered and uncomfortable at the same time.[/QUOTE]


Nothing this funny should be posted on the bad news theread. I think this deserves a "somewhere between good n bad news thread". Im imagining with his junk pressed up against you the torn thought between leaving your leg still and moving it so slightly away. If u leave it he might think u enjoy it, but if u move it are u being rude in a strange assuming way? Glad this was your situation n not mine.

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ohh i def moved my knee as far back as i could.

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Smart attorneys who purposely do stupid things that make more work for me REALLY piss me off.

[QUOTE=over the mountain;1073816]ohh i def moved my knee as far back as i could.



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Just saw this. Lmao.

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dropped about $160 last night for date night.

$120 for a mediterranian dinner that had absolutely zero flavor. (rennatos)

I cleaned my plate bc thats what good fat boys do but my lady couldnt eat her entree.

$40 for wings and roasted brussel sprouts at the bar next door to the restaurant.



I absolutely HATE dropping good money on a disappointing dinner. We were supposed to go this soul food take out on U street but with the T storms decided to stay close in the potomac village.

Now i have to go by the soul food place after work anyways and spend even more money trying to rehab last night's debacle.

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[quote=over the mountain;1074430]dropped about $160 last night for date night.

$120 for a mediterranian dinner that had absolutely zero flavor. (rennatos)

I cleaned my plate bc thats what good fat boys do but my lady couldnt eat her entree.

$40 for wings and roasted brussel sprouts at the bar next door to the restaurant.



I absolutely HATE dropping good money on a disappointing dinner. We were supposed to go this soul food take out on U street but with the T storms decided to stay close in the potomac village.

Now i have to go by the soul food place after work anyways and spend even more money trying to rehab last night's debacle.[/quote]

There's a bar next to Renatos?

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its called "the tavern". i guess it opened up a few years ago. it has good food and beer.

renatos has gone down hill imo. i guess they are catering to the older crowd who complain of flavor.

i got the chicken parm and the chicken wasnt even breaded. just a naked piece of chicken with moz and sauce. zero seasoning. my parents love it.

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The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem

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[quote=SmootSmack;1075296]The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem[/quote]

Shit that stinks SS

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[quote=SmootSmack;1075296]The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem[/quote]

my first job after college was an associate accounting position with a nice firm in bethesda.

i was not a coffee drinker but started when i began working there.

for the first week or so it felt like every time a boss came into my cubicle to introduce him or herself, i had just let go one of the stinkiest farts i have birthed.

so maybe your new colleague is nervous, changed up their bodily fluid schedule or just started drinking coffee ...

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;1075296]The Bad News: This new colleague seems to have a bit of a flatulence problem[/QUOTE]


That is quite the quandary. I suppose you have to weigh the amount of work he/she is absorbing vs the amount of stench you are absorbing. Good luck.