Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou?
 

I have to give a shout out to the site's official Debbie Downer. You come out of the woodwork when we're losing, but disappear like David Copperfield when we win. ;)

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wait... here he is now!

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SGG,what goin on! Heck of a Sunday, the house was LOUD! :)

offiss LOOKS like a downer....I wouldn't come out to much either......lol

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He's :
- trying to figure out how to make "Gibbs only won by 31" sound bad;
- having a quiet moment alone with his Patrick Ramsey fathead;
- being obtuse.

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LMFAO. You guys are rough around here.

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"Having a quiet moment alone with his Patrick Ramsey fathead."

Ouch.:lol:

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Hangover from a secret late night celebration of the Cowboys last second victory over the Bills perhaps?

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Is this the Super Happy Fun Thread? I'm laughing my ass off right now. I'm also jealous that you got to go to the game skinsfan_nn.

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you guys are cold. calling him out like that. Spurrier would have scored 50.

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Hmmmmm???
OK, this should do it!
Patrick Ramsey has a noodle arm, and Brunell righteously ran his ass out of DC, based on his rocket throws, and surgical deep threat capability!
SGG, Offiss on line 1.........for you

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Actually, couldn't we throw Irish on this list too?

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Hey it's only fair. The negative nellies sure have a lot to say after a loss. It would be nice to hear from some of those same people after a win.

Say what you will about some of us "kool-aid drinkers" around here, but we're here win or lose.

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I'm happy...but we will really be back at square 1 if we lose to the packers...that's a game that good teams win

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Maybe Offiss, Irish and Zack Mills:Smoker:are holed up somewhere with Jason Campbell voodoo dolls in hopes that Patrick Ramsey will come to the rescue.

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Top Ten reasons he may still be at FedEx field:

-trying to get a partial refund on his over price ticket and beer prices
-he is waiting to talk to Snyder about the songs they play
-he trying to find the replay screen
-he is looking for the guy who told him to sit down
-he still waiting for the person to get out of the porta potty
-he is waiting for them to fix the score board becasue the one at FedEx does not go
past the teens and he knows it must be wrong.
-he is waiting at the players exit to get PR's sig.
-his ears are still ringing so loud from all the piped in croud noise that he cannot walk

Ok I could only think of 8 we need two more.

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[quote=AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace;362067]I'm happy...but we will really be back at square 1 if we lose to the packers...that's a game that good teams win[/quote]

It's going to be a very tough road game. I wouldn't say we're back to square one with a loss, unless we get completely blown out.

It's one of those games that could go either way.

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I don't know if I quailfy as a "negative nellie", but I try to post after losses and wins alike. While Im thrilled that we're 3-1, and moving in the right direction, I still question some front office moves and some questionable coaching calls in Gibbs 2.0.
That being said, this team is much better than last year in every facet of the game.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;361982]He's :
- being obtuse.[/quote]


No need to call him fat. :cheeky-sm

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[quote=paulskinsfan;362092]I don't know if I quailfy as a "negative nellie", but I try to post after losses and wins alike. While Im thrilled that we're 3-1, and moving in the right direction, I still question some front office moves and some questionable coaching calls in Gibbs 2.0.
That being said, this team is much better than last year in every facet of the game.[/quote]

Yes we know you like to bring up the last 20 years of the Redskins when evaluating the present. ;)

I wouldn't put you in the negative nellie category though, you do show up after losses. Others though are glaringly absent after a win and frankly it's getting old to only hear them after losses.

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[QUOTE=paulskinsfan;362092]I don't know if I quailfy as a "negative nellie", but I try to post after losses and wins alike. While Im thrilled that we're 3-1, and moving in the right direction, I still question some front office moves and some questionable coaching calls in Gibbs 2.0.
That being said, this team is much better than last year in every facet of the game.[/QUOTE]

Negative nellie or not, you're here. So was Irish the other day, I think.

Offiss is notorious for having nothing to say after a win, and then starting multi-paragraph "The game has passed Gibbs by, if only we had Beathard, and Brunell was an Atheist" rants, and then calling anyone who dares to disagree "kool-aid drinking cheerleaders."

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[quote=Mattyk72;362089]It's going to be a very tough road game. I wouldn't say we're back to square one with a loss, unless we get completely blown out.

It's one of those games that could go either way.[/quote]

yeah, that's true...I think a win here though could point to our evolution into a dominant team versus an 8-8 team

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[quote=AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace;362100]yeah, that's true...I think a win here though could point to our evolution into a dominant team versus an 8-8 team[/quote]

I was impressed with the way the team handled themselves on the road in a very hostile Philadephia a few weeks ago.

This week definitely has statement game written all over it.

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[quote=Buster;362093]No need to call him fat. :cheeky-sm[/quote]

The first time I heard the word "obtuse" was in the movie Shawshank Redemption. The warden got pissed at Andy!!

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[QUOTE=12thMan;362109]The first time I heard the word "obtuse" was in the movie Shawshank Redemption. The warden got pissed at Andy!![/QUOTE]I think I heard it in geometry class before I saw Shawshank.

I know I can be critical of Gibbs but this Sunday was great. I'm so glad i got tickets for the game at the last second. Also, as critical as I can be of the coaching staff, I really think the main reason that we lost to nyg was poor execution in the second half, not bad play calling.
I'm VERY pleased with everything I'm seeing this season and I just pray that we can keep it up.

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[quote=SmootSmack;362098]Negative nellie or not, you're here. So was Irish the other day, I think.

Offiss is notorious for having nothing to say after a win, and then starting multi-paragraph "The game has passed Gibbs by, if only we had Beathard, and Brunell was an Atheist" rants, and then calling anyone who dares to disagree "kool-aid drinking cheerleaders."[/quote]

Damn! Brunell's an athiest???? No wonder Gibbs benched him!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;362115]I think I heard it in geometry class before I saw Shawshank.

I know I can be critical of Gibbs but this Sunday was great. I'm so glad i got tickets for the game at the last second. Also, as critical as I can be of the coaching staff, I really think the main reason that we lost to nyg was poor execution in the second half, not bad play calling.
I'm VERY pleased with everything I'm seeing this season and I just pray that we can keep it up.[/quote]

Maybe that's why I failed Geometry.

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[QUOTE=12thMan;362109]The first time I heard the word "obtuse" was in the movie Shawshank Redemption. The warden got pissed at Andy!![/QUOTE]

Maybe I should start a thread on the meaning and multiple uses of "obtuse". In my line of work, I run into obtuse people all the time and describe them as such.

It's a great little word that perfectly describes most of offiss' arguments. But don't use it around offiss 'cause he'll just accuse you of getting all "fancy" on him.

[QUOTE=offiss;348407]Pay attention, which I know you don't which is why we are even having the debate, Palmer is the first QB drafted by Gibbs to be a backup, Campbell was drafted to be a starter, as I said he has not brought in talent at the QB position to add depth. [B]Please pay attention before you use fancy words like obtuse, we all have seen shawshank redemption.[/B][/QUOTE]


[B]AND BY THE WAY: [/B]

OFFISS - I RENEW MY OFFER FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MAN-CRUSH IS:

[QUOTE=JoeRedskin;348164]And while the verdict IS still out on Campbell. I will bet you $100.00 that, barring injury, he puts together a better season than Ramsey ever had for any of his three teams.[/QUOTE]

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joe is saving his boys for the strech,thats why he wont let jason roll out like joe used to do.[INDENT][quote=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;361949]I have to give a shout out to the site's official Debbie Downer. You come out of the woodwork when we're losing, but disappear like David Copperfield when we win. ;)[/quote]

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BS and you know it, your wife must be a cowboy fan![INDENT][quote=BleedBurgundy;362030]you guys are cold. calling him out like that. Spurrier would have scored 50.[/quote]

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I agree 100%[INDENT][quote=AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace;362067]I'm happy...but we will really be back at square 1 if we lose to the packers...that's a game that good teams win[/quote]

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[quote=JoeRedskin;362132]Maybe I should start a thread on the meaning and multiple uses of "obtuse". In my line of work, I run into obtuse people all the time and describe them as such.

It's a great little word that perfectly describes most of offiss' arguments. But don't use it around offiss 'cause he'll just accuse you of getting all "fancy" on him.




[B]AND BY THE WAY: [/B]

OFFISS - I RENEW MY OFFER FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MAN-CRUSH IS:[/quote]


Nice work.

As far as Campbell goes, people are starting to take note. I know a few people that are starting him on their fantasy team this week.

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It,s gonna happen!Sounds like you have some cowboy blood in yo system.[INDENT][quote=Mattyk72;362089]It's going to be a very tough road game. I wouldn't say we're back to square one with a loss, unless we get completely blown out.

It's one of those games that could go either way.[/quote]

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Offiss won't show up. You guys are just wasting your breathe and time. He's too busy writing love poems to Patrick and throwing darts at Joe Gibbs' picture on the wall.

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[QUOTE=redduke44;362146]It,s gonna happen!Sounds like you have some cowboy blood in yo system.
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No. Matty is being very reasonable in his judgment on this up coming game. We all believe we have a great chance at winning, but we also know what kind of leader Brett Favre is and the luck we have had against the Packers in the recent seasons.

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I'm an oblique man, but I'll try to be obtuse.

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[quote=skinsguy;362303]No. Matty is being very reasonable in his judgment on this up coming game. We all believe we have a great chance at winning, but we also know what kind of leader Brett Favre is and the luck we have had against the Packers in the recent seasons.[/quote]

Before I get too personal, and get myself booted from this site: Matty I think you run a great site here, you mediate VERY well, and I appreciate almost all your contributions.

BUT, I feel like you give this same SAFE AS SH*% opinion every week!

We have Joe Gibbs to tell us that "any team can win up here." I know you're a mod and all, but what is your real opinion of this team? I feel like you're always criticizing everyone's posts, whether it be after a loss when you say "here we go again, we lose and everyone flips out," or we win and are looking forward to the next game and say "this is gonna be a tough game, anyone can pull out a W."

Well, Im gonna go out on the longest fucking limb of this tree here (As drunk as I am), and call [B]you[/B] out!

Say something original for every gods' sake, instead of just calling out posters!

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[QUOTE=WillH;362315]Before I get too personal, and get myself booted from this site: Matty I think you run a great site here, you mediate VERY well, and I appreciate almost all your contributions.

BUT, I feel like you give this same SAFE AS SH*% opinion every week!

We have Joe Gibbs to tell us that "any team can win up here." I know you're a mod and all, but what is your real opinion of this team? I feel like you're always criticizing everyone's posts, whether it be after a loss when you say "here we go again, we lose and everyone flips out," or we win and are looking forward to the next game and say "this is gonna be a tough game, anyone can pull out a W."

Well, Im gonna go out on the longest fucking limb of this tree here (As drunk as I am am ), and call [B]you[/B] out!

Say something original for every gods' sake, instead of just calling out posters![/QUOTE]

Since you're drunk, it's probably best you just stop posting until you sober up.

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[quote=SmootSmack;362316]Since you're drunk, it's probably best you just stop posting until you sober up.[/quote]

I would suggest MegaJugsLoveSomeHugs.com JK that's not a real site.

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72]I'm pumped already. Let's just make this the predicition thread shall we?

I see this game going in similar way to the Lions game. The Pack rely heavily on the passing game and while their ground game isn't quite as pathetic as the Lions they'll at least try to establish a ground game.

Favre is no Kitna, but Favre can be forced into making some bad decisions and his mobility isn't quite what it once was. Defensively the Skins should just take last week's gameplan and transfer most of it over to this week. Contain the Packers through the air and force them to run.

Offensively Campbell is the key again this week I believe. His accuracy was outstanding last week and he needs to keep that going. As usual our running game is another big key, the Packers D is arguably the best D we've faced so far.

My prediction is

Skins 20
Pack 10

I just don't see the Packers being able to solve our D.[/QUOTE]

Im sorry, i just saw this, this is a real opinion. I am an A-hole!

Honestly, I haven't been on this site long enough to make the statements I did. I feel like a jerk for jumping the gun, but I did base them on my experience, as limited as it is.

I'll try to watch my mouth despite the consumption of alcohol, keep up the good work yall!!

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[QUOTE=WillH;362319]Im sorry, i just saw this, this is a real opinion. I am an A-hole!

Honestly, I haven't been on this site long enough to make the statements I did. I feel like a jerk for jumping the gun, but I did base them on my experience, as limited as it is.

I'll try to watch my mouth despite the consumption of alcohol, keep up the good work yall!![/QUOTE]

That's why you shouldn't post while wasted