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BDBohnzie 09-16-2009 04:44 PM

Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[url=http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2009/09/fan-mail.html]The Official Blog of Chris Cooley: "Fan" Mail[/url]

Chris,

Before I say what I'm about to say, I've been a Skins' fan longer than you have been alive. I'm pissed right now. I saw a bunch of SOFT, OVER-PAID, B**** MADE MUTHAF***AS on Sunday play against the G-Men. Yes, I'm talking about the whole entire Skins Team. First, the defense got their a**es handed to. Again, the d-line looked like s*** most of the game (Haynesworth is soft and not worth that large contract) and the secondary couldn't stop d***. Landry is always late with the help, he needs to shut the f*** up and learn how to play. Sure, he is a hard hitter but he sucks a d*** at saftey. D-Hall is the softest b**** on the team, next to Portis. He looked like a high school CB out there among men on Sunday. Shouldn't have let Springs go for this sorry a** b****. Smoot is straight up the worst CB in the league. The only thing he could cover is a d*** with them big a** l**s......LOL. Offense looked like s*** but what else is new. You bamas can't seem to do s***. Moss, is NOT a number 1 receiver. If he was on any other team he would be a number 2, maybe even a number 3 receiver. Portis had that one good run to start the game and didn't see s*** after that. Oh, wait a minute, the camara caught him s*****g your d*** on the sidelines..... Damn, we need some new players cause you guys are not getting s*** done and I can't believe management keeps bringing the same soft s** b****es back every year thinking this year will be different. YOU GUYS f****** SUCK.... just a bunch of b****es out there not caring if they lose cause they know dumb a** is going to pay them and then over pay again when they are free agents......YOU B****ES NEED TO START PLAYING WITH SOME HEART, PASSION, AND LOVE FOR THE GAME instead out there collecting paychecks. The only team I see out there with some heart are the cheerleaders. TELL BIG SOFT A** ALBERT HAYNESWORTH TO GIVE BACK HIS PAYCHECK THIS WEEK BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EARN IT.....MATTER OF FACT ALL YOU B****ES SHOULD RETURN YOUR PAYCHECKS CAUSE NONE OF YOU EARNED IT.

Dare Greatly

It is not the critic who counts; nor the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again because there is no effort without error and shortcomings; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best knows in the end, the triumph of high achievement; and who at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

~ Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919)

And the reply...

[I]Joseph,

First of all the letter is up in the locker room for the entire team to see.

Secondly, it's amazing what a complete moron you are. You could never know what this team means to myself and my fellow teammates or the amount of work that we put into playing for the Redskins. For someone to say the Redskins didn't play hard is a joke. You're a joke and should be embarrassed to call yourself a fan.

Oh and by the way, I reserved your last name and email address, but I would be more than happy to post it tomorrow per your request. Also, if you really wanted to be accountable for your outstanding piece of literature, I would love a picture so we can all see your shinning face. :)

Thanks for the note,
Chris [/I]

Lotus 09-16-2009 04:51 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
Good job Cooley. Way to hand it right back.

MTK 09-16-2009 04:53 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
God I hate fans. Just the stupid ones.

WaldSkins 09-16-2009 04:57 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=BDBohnzie;590266][url=http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2009/09/fan-mail.html]The Official Blog of Chris Cooley: "Fan" Mail[/url]

Chris,

Before I say what I'm about to say, I've been a Skins' fan longer than you have been alive. I'm pissed right now. I saw a bunch of SOFT, OVER-PAID, B**** MADE MUTHAF***AS on Sunday play against the G-Men. Yes, I'm talking about the whole entire Skins Team. First, the defense got their a**es handed to. Again, the d-line looked like s*** most of the game (Haynesworth is soft and not worth that large contract) and the secondary couldn't stop d***. Landry is always late with the help, he needs to shut the f*** up and learn how to play. Sure, he is a hard hitter but he sucks a d*** at saftey. D-Hall is the softest b**** on the team, next to Portis. He looked like a high school CB out there among men on Sunday. Shouldn't have let Springs go for this sorry a** b****. [B]Smoot is straight up the worst CB in the league. The only thing he could cover is a d*** with them big a** l**s......LOL.[/B] Offense looked like s*** but what else is new. You bamas can't seem to do s***. Moss, is NOT a number 1 receiver. If he was on any other team he would be a number 2, maybe even a number 3 receiver. Portis had that one good run to start the game and didn't see s*** after that. Oh, wait a minute, the camara caught him s*****g your d*** on the sidelines..... Damn, we need some new players cause you guys are not getting s*** done and I can't believe management keeps bringing the same soft s** b****es back every year thinking this year will be different. YOU GUYS f****** SUCK.... just a bunch of b****es out there not caring if they lose cause they know dumb a** is going to pay them and then over pay again when they are free agents......YOU B****ES NEED TO START PLAYING WITH SOME HEART, PASSION, AND LOVE FOR THE GAME instead out there collecting paychecks. The only team I see out there with some heart are the cheerleaders. TELL BIG SOFT A** ALBERT HAYNESWORTH TO GIVE BACK HIS PAYCHECK THIS WEEK BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EARN IT.....MATTER OF FACT ALL YOU B****ES SHOULD RETURN YOUR PAYCHECKS CAUSE NONE OF YOU EARNED IT.

Dare Greatly

It is not the critic who counts; nor the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again because there is no effort without error and shortcomings; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at best knows in the end, the triumph of high achievement; and who at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

~ Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919)

And the reply...

[I]Joseph,

First of all the letter is up in the locker room for the entire team to see.

Secondly, it's amazing what a complete moron you are. You could never know what this team means to myself and my fellow teammates or the amount of work that we put into playing for the Redskins. For someone to say the Redskins didn't play hard is a joke. You're a joke and should be embarrassed to call yourself a fan.

Oh and by the way, I reserved your last name and email address, but I would be more than happy to post it tomorrow per your request. Also, if you really wanted to be accountable for your outstanding piece of literature, I would love a picture so we can all see your shinning face. :)

Thanks for the note,
Chris [/I][/quote]
Why did he *** out the word lips??

RedskinRat 09-16-2009 04:57 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
I'd have liked the 'fan' to address the team personally.

Sending an email is a totally chickenshit move [I]'Joseph'[/I], classy response by comparison from Cooley.

skinsfaninok 09-16-2009 05:02 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
Lol wow that's all I can say!

53Fan 09-16-2009 05:03 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
Well that was lovely. If he was trying to prove what a moron he is.......mission accomplished. :food-smil

Dirtbag59 09-16-2009 05:03 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Mattyk72;590283]God I hate fans. Just the stupid ones.[/quote]

Stupid people are unfortunately a fact of life. The idiot sitting outside my window in his car with his system blasting 80% bass and 20% treble is one of the many in this unfortunate category.

Anyway why can't people take this kind of energy and write to a rapist or a death row inmate.

Skinny Tee 09-16-2009 05:04 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
This is one of those letters that you send to yourself first and then reconsider sending.

Still funny though. I love watching people lose their sh-t. It's truly the ultimate reality spectacle.

Dirtbag59 09-16-2009 05:06 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Skinny Tee;590295]This is one of those letters that you send to yourself first and then reconsider sending.

Still funny though. I love watching people lose their sh-t. It's truly the ultimate reality spectacle.[/quote]

Dude, is that you in the video posted in your signature?

Skinny Tee 09-16-2009 05:07 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Dirtbag359;590298]Dude, is that you in the video posted in your signature?[/quote]

Yeah...why?

JoeRedskin 09-16-2009 05:08 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
Look, it was a rough draft and I accidentally hit the send button before I had wordsmithed it. Oops. My bad.

atomicnixon 09-16-2009 05:08 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
At least someone said it. Cooley can't hold on to the damn ball.

Hog1 09-16-2009 05:08 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
I love posting it in the locker room........

Dirtbag59 09-16-2009 05:09 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Skinny Tee;590299]Yeah...why?[/quote]

I wasn't sure for some reason. Anyways congratulations. The video was actually pretty cool. I liked the way you edited it.

Skinny Tee 09-16-2009 05:10 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Dirtbag359;590305]I wasn't sure for some reason. Anyways congratulations. The video was actually pretty cool. I liked the way you edited it.[/quote]

Thanks I appreciate that, Dirtbag...(not an adjective) : )

Dirtbag59 09-16-2009 05:10 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=JoeRedskin;590301]Look, it was a rough draft and I accidentally hit the send button before I had wordsmithed it. Oops. My bad.[/quote]

Joe you don't have to protect me anymore. I did it.

CRedskinsRule 09-16-2009 05:12 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Dirtbag359;590309]Joe you don't have to protect me anymore. I did it.[/quote]

Wow, I had money riding on Trample! dang it to heck anyhow! LOL

Dirtbag59 09-16-2009 05:15 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=CRedskinsRule;590310]Wow, I had money riding on Trample! dang it to heck anyhow! LOL[/quote]

Well I had Trample to but then I saw that I didn't take my medicine for my schizophrenia.

Swarley 09-16-2009 05:16 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
I like Cooleys response and the fact that it's posted in the locker room.

CRedskinsRule 09-16-2009 05:17 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Dirtbag359;590314]Well I had Trample to but then I saw that I didn't take my medicine for my schizophrenia.[/quote]

Now Dirtbag, How many times have you and Dirtbag359 been told you have to take your medicine. Otherwise the mods won't be able to tell you apart!

SmootSmack 09-16-2009 05:18 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
I think it'd be great to find out it was Snyder :)

Dirtbag59 09-16-2009 05:21 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=CRedskinsRule;590317]Now Dirtbag, How many times have you and Dirtbag359 been told you have to take your medicine. Otherwise the mods won't be able to tell you apart![/quote]

But I can't hear my best friend when I take the pills. Besides I really saw Portis and Cooley ******** ***** * * ** * * water *** with a **** and then ****** ********* after which ***** * *** * ** ** * ***** in which case they cleaned up. Oh I'm sorry you don't have the gift. 359's words won't reach you.

DynamiteRave 09-16-2009 05:21 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
I coulda sworn it was a collaborative effort between irish and offiss. :laughing2

Dirtbag59 09-16-2009 05:22 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=SmootSmack;590319]I think it'd be great to find out it was Snyder :)[/quote]

Better yet, Vinny.

Skinny Tee 09-16-2009 05:22 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
Not being racist in slightest but the author has to be a black dude.

The term "bitch made", which made me laugh, was envoked at the beginning. The only way that term is used is if 2pac is still alive.

Also the retro-1990's-putdown "bama" was envoked to demean the Redskins complete ineptitude. Not completely ruling out a hip popping white guy with MAJOR BALLS but I think it's safe to say it was a black dude.

SmootSmack 09-16-2009 05:25 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=DynamiteRave;590322]I coulda sworn it was a collaborative effort between irish and offiss. :laughing2[/quote]

Couldn't have been offiss. He's a football man, not a football fan

CRedskinsRule 09-16-2009 05:26 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Dirtbag359;590321]But I can't hear my best friend when I take the pills. Besides I really saw Portis and Cooley ******** ***** * * ** * * water *** with a **** and then ****** ********* after which ***** * *** * ** ** * ***** in which case they cleaned up. Oh I'm sorry you don't have the gift. 359's words won't reach you.[/quote]
:rofl:
:laughing2

Awesome

Dirtbag59 09-16-2009 05:28 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Skinny Tee;590326]Not being racist in slightest but the author has to be a black dude.

The term "bitch made", which made me laugh, was envoked at the beginning. The only way that term is used is if 2pac is still alive.

Also the retro-1990's-putdown "bama" was envoked to demean the Redskins complete ineptitude. Not completely ruling out a hip popping white guy with MAJOR BALLS but I think it's safe to say it was a black dude.[/quote]

I see so it wasn't me. It was 2pac that wrote the letter. Oh this is a weight lifted off my shoulders. Wait...............if 2pac wrote the letter where did he get a typewriter. Oh of course, Office Max.

elamin24 09-16-2009 05:28 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
I endorse all comments from Joseph "angry fan" guy. I was mad at the team glad someone put them on blast. Lol at that Fred Smoot comment!

Longtimefan 09-16-2009 05:31 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Mattyk72;590283]God I hate fans. Just the stupid ones.[/quote]


Man this football stuff is beginning to get just a little serious with today's fan. When you include this idiot along with what happened to Leodis McKelvin after Monday night's game, frightning is not the word.

firstdown 09-16-2009 05:35 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
I just clipped and pasted stuff posted here sense Sunday night.

SmootSmack 09-16-2009 05:36 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=firstdown;590334]I just clipped and pasted stuff posted here sense Sunday night.[/quote]

But there were no spelling mistakes

Trample the Elderly 09-16-2009 06:06 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=CRedskinsRule;590310]Wow, I had money riding on Trample! dang it to heck anyhow! LOL[/quote]

I'm much more eloquent than that! Phat Al did his job IMO. As for the letter, that's what happens when you lose to the Giants every year. He didn't have to be so vulgar about it. He needs to leave the Romosexual stuff alone.

EARTHQUAKE2689 09-16-2009 06:24 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
LMAO bamma!!!!!!!!!!

SBXVII 09-16-2009 06:31 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
I wish I could take credit for this as mad as I was. LOL. Glad someone aired their feelings. Maybe they could have used a few less curse words which would have made him a little more credible.

My best guess....A middle aged white guy who lives in a trailer. ;)
Reason....They are mad at the world. :)

Hog1 09-16-2009 06:32 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
--Sincerely, SBF

SBXVII 09-16-2009 06:37 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
Also...if having someone getting their inflamatory letter sent to a player put up on a bill board in the locker room gets the players pissed off enough to work harder and play harder then I'm writing mine after each game no matter if they win or lose.

Trample the Elderly 09-16-2009 06:45 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
My office is having a good laugh.

DynamiteRave 09-16-2009 06:58 PM

Re: Which one of you wrote this to Chris Cooley?
 
[quote=Hog1;590350]--Sincerely, SBF[/quote]

:rofl: oh man SBF...

If that was him he would've thrown in a few "boy's" and perhaps his favorite chili recipe at the end.

Wonder what that guy is doing now after punching out the Food Network exec.


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