Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???
 

This is not a joke thread. I heard a rumor today from a guy where i work, who told me that Mike Shanahan has a glass eye and dentures that was from a really bad car accident he had.

I thought he was just full of crap, so i googled it, and apparantley many people are wondering the same thing. Google it for yourself and see.

Does anyone know if this is true? Was he really involved in a horrible accident that claimed his natural teeth and one of his eyes? Or is disease to blame possibly?

If it's true, he is an amazing person to be able to do his job in spite of all that, but this just seems too crazy to be true. Does anyone have any real info???

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He's an odd looking fellow but I doubt he has a glass eye or fake teeth.

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Hmmm, maybe... the fake teeth seem more realistic to me than the glass eye. I think its pretty obvious when someone has a fake eye. I dont know for sure though.

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Both eyes are definitely real, pretty easy to tell

[url]http://footballontap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike_shanahan_redskins_coach.jpg[/url]

Probably just has a bit of a lazy eye is all

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Ummmm, you'd be able to tell. There would be no doubt. The fact that you have to question it after seeing multiple pictures and footage means the answer is no.

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[quote=Mattyk;764543]Both eyes are definitely real, pretty easy to tell

[url]http://footballontap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike_shanahan_redskins_coach.jpg[/url][/quote]

Why does it look like he's about to turn into a werewolf in this picture? LOL.

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I did hear he has a wooden leg though

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I heard he likes to pick up illegal aliens from Joann Fabrics.

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Yeah, him and Sammy Davis Jr. were separated at birth. Ouch Babe!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnzU1t04sxA[/ame]

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he is permanently sunburned. his face is always red.

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He's no prize for..........pretty. BUT he's hell bent for leather........mean.

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[quote=Mattyk;764543]Both eyes are definitely real, pretty easy to tell

[url]http://footballontap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike_shanahan_redskins_coach.jpg[/url]

Probably just has a bit of a lazy eye is all[/quote]

Where's ME cheese?

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They do look too similar to have a fake OR maybe he has 2 glass eyes....just sayin'

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He was in a horrible crash that killed the other driver, or maybe the passenger I forget, but didn't do much damage to him. And he had his kidney removed after getting leveled in practice. But no glass eye, just a lazy one

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[quote=SmootSmack;764557]He was in a horrible crash that killed the other driver, or maybe the passenger I forget, but didn't do much damage to him. And he had his kidney removed after getting leveled in practice. But no glass eye, just a lazy one[/quote]

I thought he was the one that got killed and came back as a zombie, which is why is skin is all wrecked.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;764558]I thought he was the one that got killed and came back as a zombie, which is why is skin is all wrecked.[/quote]

You weren't supposed to know that! Who told you?!

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[quote=DynamiteRave;764548]I heard he likes to pick up illegal aliens from Joann Fabrics.[/quote]

Lmfao!!! Now this is some funny shit hahahaha I may keep this as my sig now

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[quote=DynamiteRave;764548]I heard he likes to pick up illegal aliens from Joann Fabrics.[/quote]

Giggity

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A glass eye would not be visible in pictures. I have a friend that had cancer in his eye when he was 2, and he now has a glass eye. It is incredibly realistic. The only ways you know it is not real is when he moves the other it does not move and his eyelid droops down a little like a lazy eye would.

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Shanahan in a couple of years...

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[quote=SmootSmack;764559]You weren't supposed to know that! Who told you?![/quote]

Rick Grimes
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Eye cant tell which eye of his is even lazy. Eye mean a coach with his work ethic you would think that he would not tollerate even his own eye being lazy and immediatly replace it.

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Not sure about having one glass eye, but I can tell you there is nothing wrong with his eyesight. Have you SEEN his MILF wife???

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Not sure about Shanny's eye, but I heard that Carlos Rogers lost his hands in a shop class accident back in 1996 and had them replaced with stone prosthesis.

Also, there is no doubt that Malcolm Kelly's bones are in fact made of cheap, low-grade glass.

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He doesn't look as bad in real life and/or on TV. He is just not photogenic.

I am personally look awful in pictures, we had a Happy Hour last night and some took photos I looked awful. One of my co-workers even said "dude that doesn't even look like you."

I HATE HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN!

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Do you all think that Kyle Shanahan regrets starring in "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" video?

[IMG]http://splog.nationallampoon.com/files/2009/05/white-guy.jpg[/IMG]

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Its not a glass eye its a fake eye that is used as a flask.

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The Grim Reaper wears Mike Shanahan pajamas..

[url=http://www.washingtonian.com/blogarticles/people/capitalcomment/14734.html]Who is Mike Shanahan? - Capital Comment Blog (washingtonian.com)[/url]

When he was a sophomore at Eastern Illinois University in 1971, Shanahan and a friend were cruising Chicago on Shanahan’s Kawasaki 500 motorcycle when a driver ran a stoplight and plowed into them. Shanahan was thrown 110 feet but escaped with an injured ankle. His friend died.

A few months after the motorcycle crash, Shanahan, a five-foot-nine quarterback, was hit so hard in practice that one of his kidneys ruptured and he was given last rites. After recovering—he lost the kidney—he wanted to play again but was sidelined for the rest of college, a turn of events that sparked his coaching career.

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Holy crap, a motorcycle accident and he survived?

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Chuck Norris ain't got shit on Mike Shanahan

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[quote=Paintrain;764633]The Grim Reaper wears Mike Shanahan pajamas..

[URL="http://www.washingtonian.com/blogarticles/people/capitalcomment/14734.html"]Who is Mike Shanahan? - Capital Comment Blog (washingtonian.com)[/URL]

When he was a sophomore at Eastern Illinois University in 1971, Shanahan and a friend were cruising Chicago on Shanahan’s Kawasaki 500 motorcycle when a driver ran a stoplight and plowed into them. Shanahan was thrown 110 feet but escaped with an injured ankle. His friend died.

A few months after the motorcycle crash, Shanahan, a five-foot-nine quarterback, was hit so hard in practice that one of his kidneys ruptured and he was given last rites. [B]After recovering—he lost the kidney—he wanted to play again but was sidelined for the rest of college, a turn of events that sparked his coaching career.[/B][/quote]

Funny how life always seems to have a plan for you.

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I always thought he looked like a slim, white version of Uncle Ruckus........no relation.

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:doh:

New candidate for the worst WP thread ever.






Here's a new rumor...I heard Cooley has Neuticles.

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[quote=hooskins;764640]Holy crap, a motorcycle accident and he survived?[/quote]

I survived a motorcycle accident. The only thing it affected was the part of my brain that deals with spelling.

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Glass eye? probably a result from multiple skullf*ckings he endured while in Denver

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Hey Relax Buster. Sorry. I just heard it and i knew the people here on WP would be knowledgeable enough to answer.

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I'm not sure if this thread is an epic fail or a Warpath classic.

Both I think...

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[quote=firstdown;764695]I survived a motorcycle accident. The only thing it affected was the part of my brain that deals with spelling.[/quote]FD - Your spelling looks pretty good in this post :)

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[quote=CrazyCanuck;764755]I'm not sure if this thread is an epic fail or a Warpath classic.

Both I think...[/quote]

...I just gave it a 5 star rating