F*** yeah! Two week jury trial. Kicked opposing counsel's ass (magna cum laud from his law school, 15 year trial attorney) - on every major legal point. Whittled his case down to one single issue and got the jury verdict after 12 hours of deliberations. I ripped his heart out and feasted on it as he lay twisting in the wind.
After trial, client (another attorney) said my performance was "stellar". Gave me a bottle of bourbon.
Sometimes, even I have to admit, I am damn f'ng good at what I do!
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