[over the mountain]

yeah, I also thought about all the times as a kid the dental hygienist would smoother me with her breasts. there is a good side to having braces as a young boy.

i am not making this up - the eye doctor gave him his business card with his cell phone scribbled on it "in case I have an emergency and need to reach him at his home". i am not an attractive dude so i was flattered and uncomfortable at the same time.