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Old 06-06-2014, 06:40 PM   #125
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Originally Posted by over the mountain View Post
yeah, I also thought about all the times as a kid the dental hygienist would smoother me with her breasts. there is a good side to having braces as a young boy.



i am not making this up - the eye doctor gave him his business card with his cell phone scribbled on it "in case I have an emergency and need to reach him at his home". i am not an attractive dude so i was flattered and uncomfortable at the same time.

Nothing this funny should be posted on the bad news theread. I think this deserves a "somewhere between good n bad news thread". Im imagining with his junk pressed up against you the torn thought between leaving your leg still and moving it so slightly away. If u leave it he might think u enjoy it, but if u move it are u being rude in a strange assuming way? Glad this was your situation n not mine.
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