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Old 10-07-2016, 08:00 PM   #35
Alvin Walton
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Re: Redskins Sign Donte Whitner

Yea....tackling....
As you approach the ball carrier, launch yourself so your helmet impacts the ball carriers chin, cracking his bicuspid and giving him a Class IV concussion.
While this is happening you knock the ball loose with your left hand in a powerful forward jabbing/punching/piston like motion.
While the ball carrier is digesting this horror you drive your right hand forward in an uppercut motion and you rupture his jewel package guaranteeing that he cannot reproduce and infect the world with more Cowboy/Eagle/Giant fans.
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