Wow - you guys made some really good points. I guess I am a cunt after all.
I thought I was being clever by manipulating statistics to make my point (instead of making logical observations) - and in retrospect, I see now that it made me look like a douchebag.
I would like to apologize to each of you, personally. Please email me your name and address and I will send you a formal apology and an autographed picture of me with my head up my ass. My email is
sallyjenkins@washingtonpost.com.
I'm willing to do anything (wink, wink) to make this up to you - please let me know.
Regretfully,
Sally J.