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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection
I always do. It's like she doesn't know that I'm going to continue to sit on my ass MORE when she does that. So she'll finally come back in, I'll smack her on the ass, get her to make me some dinner, and then I'll do it while she does a strip tease for me on the back porch.
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So in other words, you actually do get off your ass and mow the grass while she cooks dinner. Afterward, you wash the dishes and she straps on the dildo, do the nasty and you guys cuddle for the rest of the night.