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Originally Posted by Longtimefan
Breaking News: Washington Redskins Owner Dan Snyder Set To Hire New GM.
Team owner, Daniel Snyder, looking to add a spark to the struggling Redskins, has found a new General Manager for his team.
Snyder has offered the position to a money stack with big googly eyes. The money stack is currently a pitchman for GEICO Insurance.
The deal is reportedly worth the unguaranteed portion of Albert Hanesworth's $100 million contract.
Snyder will likely be retaining Executive Vice President of Football Operations, Vinnie Cerrato, The 'Skins owner said the move simply "brings in another set of eyes."
Snyder recently placed a sort of gag order on Defensive Coordinator Greg Blache, something not neccessary with the potential new GM, as he only communicates via text, never verbally.
Snyder was also impressed that the GEICO representative, like himself, was made of money.
There is a possibility that, if hired the money stack could bring in his own crew, including the Geico Gecko to replace head coach Jim Zorn. Zorn denied the rumor, but did mention that he"always feels like somebody's watching me"
Dan Snyder revealed that an overriding factor in his decision to make this move was "the money he could be saving by switching to GEICO (employees)
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I'll go you one better than that: Word is, that once the naming rights contract between Danny Boy and Federal Express expires, the stadium will be renamed Dyson Field - the logic being, there is no other NFL team that can better demonstrate the sucking power of their vacuum cleaners than our beloved 'Skins....