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Old 10-22-2009, 11:40 AM   #67
ArtMonkDrillz
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

How about a Redskins limerick? I had to look up the structure: AABBA, lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively.

There once was a man in Ashburn
He made all of our stomachs churn
"These are MY Redskins!
I don't care about wins
as long as a profit I earn!"


Ok, that sucked, but it was my first attempt.

What ever happend to Jim Zorn?
He started off sharpe as a thorn
Now he can't call plays
he stares off in a daze,
'Hip, Hip, Hooray' replaced by scorn.
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