Quote:
Originally Posted by Lotus
(ring ring) Mr. Portis, this is your wake-up call
|
LOL, Ring, Ring
CP- (half asleep) hello?
?- CP?
CP- yeah who's this?
?- your conciense.
CP- Uh... do you know what time it is?
Conciense- yeah, 3am.
CP- you had to wake me up? here I was Dr. Doitchbig and was starting to examine one of the new Redskinetts and....
Conciense- do you know who Willie Parker is?
CP- yeah he's that really good RB in Pitt.
Conciense- not anymore.
CP- what happened to him? he get killed?
Conciense- no, he's now a Redskin.
CP- ......... son of a bitch!