[mooby]

I heard a rumor that Mike Shanahan is actually a sophisticated robot sent from the future to solidify the Redskins roster for the future so that we'll be better equipped for the NFL robot invasion, in which robots replace NFL players and all personnel and fight for NFL dominance. There will also be a supposed "Human Rule" which states that at least one human candidate must be interviewed for a head coaching position so that we get a fair shake at it. This supposed "Mike Shanabot" will be a defector from the robot side as he grew emotions and compassion for the NFL personnel through their extinction at the hands of the other, more sophisticated robots, and he came back in time (because such travel is possible in the future) to help save the NFL personnel all the way from the GM's to the ballboys so that the game will remain the same as it is now, in the future.