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Originally Posted by over the mountain
hate hate hate!
edit - i spent the 2nd half drinking bullit bourbon. really solid drink, i actually have a small replica bottle as a key chain.
neways, must have snoozed off there b/c i woke up and realized i peed myself. i went up stairs were i had a six of bud, puled it out the fidge, bottom dropped out and all but 2 of the six broke on the kitchen floor. i cleaned up as much as i could making sure i didnt step into liquid, ran out of paper towels (we need more paper towles), just left an empty six pack bottle holder thing in the middle of the kitchen tomalert anyone and then just decided to see what was going on here. (glad to see no negative threads right away)
anyways, wnet back downstairs and wouldnt you know it i got my socks all wet. apparently the pee had been so much it ran down the side of my fleaher couch and pooled up on the floor there btw m couch and coffee table.
nways, drinking the last one of two now warm beers. you know how your hands gets prune'y from all the water when washing dishes? well my feet are all pruney. not cool. i got about 5 hours till i got to work my butt off again. **** holidays, **** family people man, i kinda wish i could get arrested so i can spend a good 4 hours just slepping and taking it easy. boy im gonna do something stupid soon just to get locked up/ 2 hots n a coat (even though there aint no coat, and the food is just a nasty apple, thick hard cheese sandwich and a warm milk carton) .. ill take it
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I don't want to encourage anything to do with driving drunk, but otm, there's a fine line between a funny drunk story and things we don't need to hear. And you're delving into the latter category. Also, this would be better served in the drunk thread.