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Re: Redskins agree to trade for No.2 overall pick in 2012 Draft
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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin
So to recap ...
Colts to Indianapolis, Browns to Baltimore, Browns (redux) to Cleveland. South Carolina to secede. RGIII drafted by Colts traded for all Skins remaining draft picks through 2018 and 2nd pick Andrew Luck. RGIII then bypasses NFL for lucrative offer from Lingerie League leaving the Skins with no franchise QB and no draft picks through 2018. Fans up in arms and rally to ask for ouster of DS. Tape of rally edited by NBC to make it look like fans rioting in DC which is misinterpreted world wide as civil unrest and appearance of unstable govt.
This, coupled with South Carolina's secession, leads North Korea's new leader to decide US incapable of action and now is time to launch invasion of South Korea and to bomb Japan. World goes crazy, nukes fly, NFL cancels upcoming season. Civilization as we know it ends.
Luck goes to pro-bowl in his rookie year.
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You forgot the part about the mole people and their rival football league lead by All World SuperStar Ryan Tannehill.
Oh, and Tim Tebow finally being revealed as the Anti-Christ.
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