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Old 07-29-2021, 03:26 PM   #5
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Re: In Vitro Fertilization

So .. I got to go into a "jerk off" room today at the doctors office. Bucket list checked off.

I wish I took a photo. Exactly how you imagine it, that is exactly how it is. Pile of old porno mags with the covers ripped of them and stuff. A stack of porno dvds. They had asain chicks, black chicks, white chicks, hispanic chicks. I feel like who ever ordered them made sure to cover the spectrum of demographics. After not using or seeing porno dvds in decades, I really wanted to go through them and watch them all. I forgot how tintillating the covers are, as a guy there is just some natural uncontrollable reaction to a porno dvd covers. The chicks just looked hotter.

I of course didnt touch a single thing in there.

There was a little cubby hole with a small door, one on my side of a wall and a door on the other side. When I was done I would put the sample there.

Weird thing .. I could 100% crystal clear hear the employees on the other side of the wall. What if some "dont give a fuck" dude played a dvd and had the volume going? There was zero noise privacy.

Strangest part - there was a sign at the dvds that said "We count the dvds after each visit and if one or more are missing you will be charged". I highly doubt they have some nurse flipping through the dvds.

Anyways .. right now as we speak, we are making a baby or 15 ... in a petri dish. We have 15 eggs going.
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