Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou?

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 10-09-2007, 08:21 PM

I have to give a shout out to the site's official Debbie Downer. You come out of the woodwork when we're losing, but disappear like David Copperfield when we win.

MTK · 10-09-2007, 08:58 PM

wait... here he is now!

skinsfan_nn · 10-09-2007, 09:13 PM

SGG,what goin on! Heck of a Sunday, the house was LOUD!

offiss LOOKS like a downer....I wouldn't come out to much either......lol

JoeRedskin · 10-09-2007, 09:46 PM

He's :
- trying to figure out how to make "Gibbs only won by 31" sound bad;
- having a quiet moment alone with his Patrick Ramsey fathead;
- being obtuse.

Monkeydad · 10-10-2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

He's :
- being obtuse.

No need to call him fat. :cheeky-sm

12thMan · 10-10-2007, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Buster

No need to call him fat. :cheeky-sm

The first time I heard the word "obtuse" was in the movie Shawshank Redemption. The warden got pissed at Andy!!

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-10-2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

The first time I heard the word "obtuse" was in the movie Shawshank Redemption. The warden got pissed at Andy!!

I think I heard it in geometry class before I saw Shawshank.

I know I can be critical of Gibbs but this Sunday was great. I'm so glad i got tickets for the game at the last second. Also, as critical as I can be of the coaching staff, I really think the main reason that we lost to nyg was poor execution in the second half, not bad play calling.
I'm VERY pleased with everything I'm seeing this season and I just pray that we can keep it up.

12thMan · 10-10-2007, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I think I heard it in geometry class before I saw Shawshank.

I know I can be critical of Gibbs but this Sunday was great. I'm so glad i got tickets for the game at the last second. Also, as critical as I can be of the coaching staff, I really think the main reason that we lost to nyg was poor execution in the second half, not bad play calling.
I'm VERY pleased with everything I'm seeing this season and I just pray that we can keep it up.

Maybe that's why I failed Geometry.

JoeRedskin · 10-10-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

The first time I heard the word "obtuse" was in the movie Shawshank Redemption. The warden got pissed at Andy!!

Maybe I should start a thread on the meaning and multiple uses of "obtuse". In my line of work, I run into obtuse people all the time and describe them as such.

It's a great little word that perfectly describes most of offiss' arguments. But don't use it around offiss 'cause he'll just accuse you of getting all "fancy" on him.

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Originally Posted by offiss

Pay attention, which I know you don't which is why we are even having the debate, Palmer is the first QB drafted by Gibbs to be a backup, Campbell was drafted to be a starter, as I said he has not brought in talent at the QB position to add depth. Please pay attention before you use fancy words like obtuse, we all have seen shawshank redemption.

AND BY THE WAY:

OFFISS - I RENEW MY OFFER FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MAN-CRUSH IS:

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

And while the verdict IS still out on Campbell. I will bet you $100.00 that, barring injury, he puts together a better season than Ramsey ever had for any of his three teams.

12thMan · 10-10-2007, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Maybe I should start a thread on the meaning and multiple uses of "obtuse". In my line of work, I run into obtuse people all the time and describe them as such.

It's a great little word that perfectly describes most of offiss' arguments. But don't use it around offiss 'cause he'll just accuse you of getting all "fancy" on him.

AND BY THE WAY:

OFFISS - I RENEW MY OFFER FOR YOU TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MAN-CRUSH IS:

Nice work.

As far as Campbell goes, people are starting to take note. I know a few people that are starting him on their fantasy team this week.

skinsfan69 · 10-09-2007, 10:29 PM

LMFAO. You guys are rough around here.

JWsleep · 10-09-2007, 10:59 PM

"Having a quiet moment alone with his Patrick Ramsey fathead."

Ouch.

SC Skins Fan · 10-10-2007, 12:04 AM

Hangover from a secret late night celebration of the Cowboys last second victory over the Bills perhaps?

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 10-10-2007, 12:04 AM

Is this the Super Happy Fun Thread? I'm laughing my ass off right now. I'm also jealous that you got to go to the game skinsfan_nn.

BleedBurgundy · 10-10-2007, 06:10 AM

you guys are cold. calling him out like that. Spurrier would have scored 50.

10-09-2007, 08:21 PM	#1
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 8,317	Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? I have to give a shout out to the site's official Debbie Downer. You come out of the woodwork when we're losing, but disappear like David Copperfield when we win.

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skinsfan_nn Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Newport News,Virginia Age: 60 Posts: 4,495	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? SGG,what goin on! Heck of a Sunday, the house was LOUD! offiss LOOKS like a downer....I wouldn't come out to much either......lol __________________ "There's no greater feeling than moving a man from Point A to Point B, against his will." #68 THANKS COACH GIBBS FOR EVERYTHING! YOUR THE MAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!

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JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 62 Posts: 10,401	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? He's : - trying to figure out how to make "Gibbs only won by 31" sound bad; - having a quiet moment alone with his Patrick Ramsey fathead; - being obtuse. __________________ Strap it up, hold onto the ball, and let’s go.

10-09-2007, 10:29 PM	#11
skinsfan69 Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 17,453	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? LMFAO. You guys are rough around here.

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JWsleep Propane and propane accessories Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 56 Posts: 4,719	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? "Having a quiet moment alone with his Patrick Ramsey fathead." Ouch. __________________ Hail from Houston!

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SC Skins Fan The Starter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,555	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? Hangover from a secret late night celebration of the Cowboys last second victory over the Bills perhaps? __________________ It has taken a long time, but I have finally realized that nothing I say about the Redskins will have any effect upon anything the Redskins do.

10-10-2007, 06:10 AM	#15
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,471	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? you guys are cold. calling him out like that. Spurrier would have scored 50. __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

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