Around the NFL...Training Camp Style

[Mechanix544]

My little hallmark card to Jason Witten.

Get well Mr. Witten. Take your time, don't rush it, don't overdo yourself when rehabbing, treat yourself to some ice cream birthday cakes from DQ, some chips and dip, and dont forget to eat alot of bacon (It promotes the healing process, and Ive heard the grease is a wonderful salve for your skin!!!). On a much more serious note, don't forget to call up Michael Irvin, Harvey Martin, Hollywood Henderson and Nate Newton for some instructive insight on how they used to aggressively pass the time!! I'm sure that with their assistance, you can sniff out some really interesting ways to stay occupied. (Just please do not contact Lance Rentzel........even we here at the cowboys have a line we don't cross.....) Nothing is more important than making sure that your are on the right track for your rehab, and these guys can give you their little tips and tricks on staying a super motivated Dallas Cowboy.



Best of Wishes, and get well soon.

Mechanix544