Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

DynamiteRave · 12-01-2010, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

He was in a horrible crash that killed the other driver, or maybe the passenger I forget, but didn't do much damage to him. And he had his kidney removed after getting leveled in practice. But no glass eye, just a lazy one

I thought he was the one that got killed and came back as a zombie, which is why is skin is all wrecked.

SmootSmack · 12-01-2010, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

I thought he was the one that got killed and came back as a zombie, which is why is skin is all wrecked.

You weren't supposed to know that! Who told you?!

skinsfaninok · 12-01-2010, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

I heard he likes to pick up illegal aliens from Joann Fabrics.

Lmfao!!! Now this is some funny shit hahahaha I may keep this as my sig now

SmootSmack · 12-01-2010, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

I heard he likes to pick up illegal aliens from Joann Fabrics.

Giggity

skinster · 12-02-2010, 12:24 AM

A glass eye would not be visible in pictures. I have a friend that had cancer in his eye when he was 2, and he now has a glass eye. It is incredibly realistic. The only ways you know it is not real is when he moves the other it does not move and his eyelid droops down a little like a lazy eye would.

Ruhskins · 12-02-2010, 01:06 AM

Shanahan in a couple of years...

Dirtbag59 · 12-02-2010, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

You weren't supposed to know that! Who told you?!

Rick Grimes

CrustyRedskin · 12-02-2010, 08:07 AM

Eye cant tell which eye of his is even lazy. Eye mean a coach with his work ethic you would think that he would not tollerate even his own eye being lazy and immediatly replace it.

Jontrem · 12-02-2010, 08:14 AM

Not sure about having one glass eye, but I can tell you there is nothing wrong with his eyesight. Have you SEEN his MILF wife???

ArtMonkDrillz · 12-02-2010, 09:31 AM

Not sure about Shanny's eye, but I heard that Carlos Rogers lost his hands in a shop class accident back in 1996 and had them replaced with stone prosthesis.

Also, there is no doubt that Malcolm Kelly's bones are in fact made of cheap, low-grade glass.

mredskins · 12-02-2010, 10:01 AM

He doesn't look as bad in real life and/or on TV. He is just not photogenic.

I am personally look awful in pictures, we had a Happy Hour last night and some took photos I looked awful. One of my co-workers even said "dude that doesn't even look like you."

I HATE HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN!

ArtMonkDrillz · 12-02-2010, 10:20 AM

Do you all think that Kyle Shanahan regrets starring in "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" video?

firstdown · 12-02-2010, 10:49 AM

Its not a glass eye its a fake eye that is used as a flask.

Paintrain · 12-02-2010, 11:21 AM

The Grim Reaper wears Mike Shanahan pajamas..

Who is Mike Shanahan? - Capital Comment Blog (washingtonian.com)

When he was a sophomore at Eastern Illinois University in 1971, Shanahan and a friend were cruising Chicago on Shanahan’s Kawasaki 500 motorcycle when a driver ran a stoplight and plowed into them. Shanahan was thrown 110 feet but escaped with an injured ankle. His friend died.

A few months after the motorcycle crash, Shanahan, a five-foot-nine quarterback, was hit so hard in practice that one of his kidneys ruptured and he was given last rites. After recovering—he lost the kidney—he wanted to play again but was sidelined for the rest of college, a turn of events that sparked his coaching career.

hooskins · 12-02-2010, 11:38 AM

Holy crap, a motorcycle accident and he survived?

12-02-2010, 12:24 AM	#20
skinster Impact Rookie Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 754	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? A glass eye would not be visible in pictures. I have a friend that had cancer in his eye when he was 2, and he now has a glass eye. It is incredibly realistic. The only ways you know it is not real is when he moves the other it does not move and his eyelid droops down a little like a lazy eye would.

12-02-2010, 01:06 AM	#21
Ruhskins Living Legend Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 22,376	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Shanahan in a couple of years... __________________ R.I.P. #21

12-02-2010, 08:07 AM	#23
CrustyRedskin Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: RatherbeinDC, TX Posts: 3,062	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Eye cant tell which eye of his is even lazy. Eye mean a coach with his work ethic you would think that he would not tollerate even his own eye being lazy and immediatly replace it. __________________ Lafayette, we're here. HTTR. You wern't a bunch of losers on 10-27-14.

12-02-2010, 08:14 AM	#24
Jontrem Impact Rookie Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 608	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Not sure about having one glass eye, but I can tell you there is nothing wrong with his eyesight. Have you SEEN his MILF wife???

12-02-2010, 09:31 AM	#25
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Not sure about Shanny's eye, but I heard that Carlos Rogers lost his hands in a shop class accident back in 1996 and had them replaced with stone prosthesis. Also, there is no doubt that Malcolm Kelly's bones are in fact made of cheap, low-grade glass. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

12-02-2010, 10:01 AM	#26
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,999	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? He doesn't look as bad in real life and/or on TV. He is just not photogenic. I am personally look awful in pictures, we had a Happy Hour last night and some took photos I looked awful. One of my co-workers even said "dude that doesn't even look like you." I HATE HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN! __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

12-02-2010, 10:20 AM	#27
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Do you all think that Kyle Shanahan regrets starring in "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" video? __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

12-02-2010, 10:49 AM	#28
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 61 Posts: 15,817	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Its not a glass eye its a fake eye that is used as a flask.

12-02-2010, 11:21 AM	#29
Paintrain Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Age: 54 Posts: 5,006	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? The Grim Reaper wears Mike Shanahan pajamas.. Who is Mike Shanahan? - Capital Comment Blog (washingtonian.com) When he was a sophomore at Eastern Illinois University in 1971, Shanahan and a friend were cruising Chicago on Shanahan’s Kawasaki 500 motorcycle when a driver ran a stoplight and plowed into them. Shanahan was thrown 110 feet but escaped with an injured ankle. His friend died. A few months after the motorcycle crash, Shanahan, a five-foot-nine quarterback, was hit so hard in practice that one of his kidneys ruptured and he was given last rites. After recovering—he lost the kidney—he wanted to play again but was sidelined for the rest of college, a turn of events that sparked his coaching career. __________________ Paintrain's Redskins Fandom 1981-2014 I'm not dead but this team is dead to me...but now that McCloughan is here they may have new life! Jay Gruden = Zorny McSpurrier Kirk Cousins = Next Grossman

12-02-2010, 11:38 AM	#30
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 38 Posts: 8,606	Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye??? Holy crap, a motorcycle accident and he survived? __________________ Vacancy

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