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Old 05-12-2022, 01:38 PM   #196
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Went to take a shower this morning and there was a gecko in the bottom of the bathtub. WTF? Shoutout to myself for not panicking so much (definitely started me) as to hurt myself or out of self-defense squash the poor guy/gal. Had to get dressed again and escort it back outside to its home. Bonding time with nature. I won't call myself a hero lol.
Gecko or anole?
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Old 05-12-2022, 01:58 PM   #197
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Gecko or anole?
I never heard of an anole before, but upon review of Bing images, that is what it looked like.

I guess it was an anole.

I knew it wasn't a lizard, so I just assumed gecko.

Learn something new every day.

Go Noles! Go Anoles!

Looked like:

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Old 05-12-2022, 02:05 PM   #198
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That is an anole. Reason I asked was my parents told me invasive mediterranean geckos are now in the area. Was curious.
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Old 05-12-2022, 02:08 PM   #199
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Hmmm which Commanders Post member is most likely to lose over 1,000 pounds of cocaine?
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/swiss...b0b7c8f0839b9f

I think Chico and Jamf would be my front runners but SS has been missing for a month.
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Old 05-12-2022, 02:31 PM   #200
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Old 06-01-2022, 03:59 PM   #201
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Jury awards Johnny Depp $15 million in damages in libel suit against Amber Heard

Pay up now Amber Heard!

Johnny needs some blow

https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...-jury-verdict/
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Old 07-01-2022, 12:15 PM   #202
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https://nypost.com/2022/06/30/camper...ium=SocialFlow

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1542795409466314763

Camper awakes to knife-carrying killer crab at tent: ‘Lucky to be alive’

Waking up to this is some Dante-9 gate of hell-shit. Fuck that
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Old 07-01-2022, 03:43 PM   #203
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Move over murder hornets here come the murder crabs, lock him up
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Old 07-21-2022, 04:52 PM   #205
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Came downstairs one morning a few weeks back to see a wild baby bunny hopping across our kitchen floor. Only thing we can figure is it got in through the garage but it still had to hop up four stairs. Let it go and its still hanging around the house. I think it wants more spinach I fed it.
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Old 07-21-2022, 05:25 PM   #206
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Came downstairs one morning a few weeks back to see a wild baby bunny hopping across our kitchen floor. Only thing we can figure is it got in through the garage but it still had to hop up four stairs. Let it go and its still hanging around the house. I think it wants more spinach I fed it.
Since I’ve loss my black lab, I have a big rabbit I’ve named Boomer and been letting him fill my pet void. I don’t even care he is rummaging through my garden. No clue rabbit like squash so much

I’ve had 3 animals in my house: flying squirrel, bat and snake. All three lived. I got the flying squirrel and bat out myself. Snake I needed some help
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Old 07-21-2022, 05:49 PM   #207
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Since I’ve loss my black lab, I have a big rabbit I’ve named Boomer and been letting him fill my pet void. I don’t even care he is rummaging through my garden. No clue rabbit like squash so much

I’ve had 3 animals in my house: flying squirrel, bat and snake. All three lived. I got the flying squirrel and bat out myself. Snake I needed some help
A flying squirrel? That's awesome.

I hadn't seen any snakes in South Carolina since I moved here, then I saw 2 on 1 trip outside the other night. And it was just about dark. That was scary. Not going over in that area at nighttime anymore. I like snakes, but not when its dark and you don't know they are there.
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Hold on….

You can legally buy shrooms in DC?

Can anyone confirm…Mooby you live there, is this true?
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Hold on….

You can legally buy shrooms in DC?

Can anyone confirm…Mooby you live there, is this true?
It's true, but there's some street smarts involved. Go crazy Chico
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It's true, but there's some street smarts involved. Go crazy Chico
If Bigly wins again, will you join me for the inauguration…a maga mushroom day!


Seriously tho, I think might need to visit DC soon.
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