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Old 12-28-2021, 04:52 PM   #451
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My office is on the lobby level of an office building. The bathrooms are locked but its lobby level and random people get in from time to time.

Went to take a piss and I see someone in the handicap shitter with some luggae bags.

go to take my piss and I hear some noises.

Guy was in there really enjoying himself.

I was hearing sounds you dont normally hear from a shitter.

"Uuuuummmmmm" like he just tasted some type of soup he never tried before and really liked it but he was surprised he liked it.

"yaahhhhh" like a mix between "yeah" and "ahh"

I couldnt get out of there fast enough
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Old 12-28-2021, 06:46 PM   #452
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My office is on the lobby level of an office building. The bathrooms are locked but its lobby level and random people get in from time to time.

Went to take a piss and I see someone in the handicap shitter with some luggae bags.

go to take my piss and I hear some noises.

Guy was in there really enjoying himself.

I was hearing sounds you dont normally hear from a shitter.

"Uuuuummmmmm" like he just tasted some type of soup he never tried before and really liked it but he was surprised he liked it.

"yaahhhhh" like a mix between "yeah" and "ahh"

I couldnt get out of there fast enough
Maybe he was having soup?
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Old 12-28-2021, 07:07 PM   #453
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Maybe he was having soup?
Probably the lobster bisque.

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Old 12-28-2021, 07:37 PM   #454
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My office is on the lobby level of an office building. The bathrooms are locked but its lobby level and random people get in from time to time.

Went to take a piss and I see someone in the handicap shitter with some luggae bags.

go to take my piss and I hear some noises.

Guy was in there really enjoying himself.

I was hearing sounds you dont normally hear from a shitter.

"Uuuuummmmmm" like he just tasted some type of soup he never tried before and really liked it but he was surprised he liked it.

"yaahhhhh" like a mix between "yeah" and "ahh"

I couldnt get out of there fast enough
Congrats on being an unconsenting third party to some guy's fantasy.

Maybe the soup was a little tart? Salty perhaps?
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Old 12-29-2021, 10:47 AM   #455
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Girlfriend just asked what’s for dinner…I said for you, soup
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Old 12-29-2021, 04:06 PM   #456
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Girlfriend just asked what’s for dinner…I said for you, soup
Is that after the movie?

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Old 10-29-2022, 01:03 PM   #457
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Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.
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Old 10-29-2022, 02:54 PM   #458
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Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.
Sorry to hear man. That's fucking terrible.
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Old 10-29-2022, 03:52 PM   #459
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Sorry to hear this Punch. Praying for your family and friends through this extremely tough time. ALS is terrible
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Old 10-30-2022, 11:21 AM   #460
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Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.
That's very rough Punch, sorry for your loss.
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Old 10-30-2022, 12:11 PM   #461
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Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.
So sorry for you loss Punch, try to remember the good times and that he is at peace. Thoughts and prayers your way!
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Old 10-31-2022, 10:49 AM   #462
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Lost one of my oldest dearest friends after a three year battle with ALS. He was a super successful model and athlete - played hockey at ND and was drafted by the Calgary Flames. Had the world by the balls. ALS is an absolutely unforgiving and awful disease. It was so bad at the end Im happy he is free. I cannot imagine what he went through. Being a prisoner in his own body.
Dang sorry to hear Punch.

Honor him by living your best life. Make it count. Make everyday count.

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ALS is awful. I am sorry to hear for your lose but glad he is free of his pain.
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Old 11-01-2022, 08:41 AM   #464
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Thank you all so much. I am definitely glad he is free.
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Old 11-01-2022, 09:27 AM   #465
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My boss dropped dead last week. My office is still in shock. He was only 10 years older than me. He was a fellow Skins fan. RIP boss.
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