F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

So I guess you can't stand movie theaters, huh?

No movie theater popcorn smells great because it's not microwaved. It doesn't burn. I have yet to find a microwavable popcorn that doesn't burn. Kills me.

What I usually do to pop popcorn is heat water in a mug for 60 seconds, remove mug, and put popcorn bag in. Then let the microwave's popcorn button do the trick...however, it doesn't beat air popped theatre popcorn.

The microwave here is old and decrepit, burns popcorn all the time.

No movie theater popcorn smells great because it's not microwaved. It doesn't burn. I have yet to find a microwavable popcorn that doesn't burn. Kills me.

So do bullets and I don't hear you complaining about THEM.

So do bullets and I don't hear you complaining about THEM.

I hate the smell of microwaved bullets....and microwaved popcorn. It's straight nasty

Chuck Norris says that's breakfast for him.

Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.

Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...

Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...

Chuck Norris' bellybutton works as a microwave oven. There is no low or medium setting though...

I have a woman in my office who miscrowaves, I mean BURNS buttered popcorn every day at the same time.


I hate that smell, it makes me want to puke.

better than the guy who microwaves "a taste of thai". that stuff smells like a pet store. :mad:

It smells like a pet store because that's where the ingredients come from.