F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.

He doesn't even chew, he takes them straight from a shot glass

HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?

HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?

It's a steel shot glass that's been rolled in hot oil, then dipped in shards of broken glass.

after the bullets, he consumes the shot glass whole.

and washes it down with the hot oil

Chuck is one bad mutha

And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.

And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.

First he slices him up with a knife dipped in shit

then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor

then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor

Chuck doesn't savor the flavor, he savors the soul, and then the bartender's woman