15 reasons I wish I had a tail

Ive been saying this for years. I've wanted a tail so bad. But like a monkey or oppossum tail that works. Not a fluffy tail or a shitty horse tail. Or even a rat tail!
I remember when you had a rat tail back in elementary school. :D

tmc you make it sound like you already have 2 penis???

what is plural for penis? Penis, penises, penisi...?

penii

tmc you make it sound like you already have 2 penis???

I didn't studder. ;)

I'm originally from Chernobyl.

So you're counting your boyfriend's now?

If you can call hands boyfriends, then yes.

no pictures,please!

I concur with dmek...no Pictures!!!!!! Damn, packing two rods - how do you pick which one to use when the lady isn't into DP?

I was going to give you a really funny answer, but at the risk of being really nasty, I shall not.

I guess having a tail doesn't mean shit when a bear really wants to eat you...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey