15 reasons I wish I had a tail

I've never seen the animals eat each other, but I did see a gibbon piss all over some foreign tourists at the National Zoo a few years ago. I think I laughed for the rest of the weekend.

"5. I could use it to protect my "valuables" in a street fighting situation"

You find yourself in that situation often?

"5. I could use it to protect my "valuables" in a street fighting situation"

You find yourself in that situation often?

hell yeah, you have to keep your head on a swivel out there.

my office is hot as hell... reason #16. To hold a little fan, like I'm at church in the south