The Problem with Today's Kids

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mheisig
06-09-2006, 01:38 PM
Looks like PWNED is working on his PS skills - added a gradient to that one;)

TheMalcolmConnection
06-09-2006, 01:38 PM
My kid's will get smacked in the eye if they talk back. They'll learn to fear the sword. The more I see teenagers, it seems the bigger bastards they become.

PWNED
06-09-2006, 01:39 PM
yeah i had time in between women.

mheisig
06-09-2006, 01:45 PM
Damn straight.

On a more serious, but hilarious note, did you see the story in the news the other day about this kid who got out of the "porno business" where he was "forced" to have sex with 3 different young women a day?

"He's like, I got paid thousands of dollars and had sex with hundreds of women and it was the worst thing ever."

In other words he vacated the position and it's now open?

TheMalcolmConnection
06-09-2006, 01:49 PM
Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

TheMalcolmConnection
06-09-2006, 01:49 PM
I'm getting lucky if I can get it TWICE a week. :mad:

ArtMonkDrillz
06-09-2006, 01:58 PM
Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE SKIN-CANNON!

Schneed10
06-09-2006, 02:05 PM
Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

That only works if you're spreading those 21 times out amongst several women. 21 times in a week with one woman is liable to result in the permanent smashing of the roast beef curtain. You gotta give that thing some time to recover or it's going to be hanging out all over the place like an Arby's sandwich slapped together way too quickly.

mheisig
06-09-2006, 02:10 PM
Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

Well you're assuming he's working weekends - I gotta figure he's going to at least take a day or two off every week so his johnson doesn't just wear right off.

So we're looking at about 15 times a week - a bit more mangeable. He must be hella tired when he gets home from work ever day though...

TheMalcolmConnection
06-09-2006, 02:11 PM
That only works if you're spreading those 21 times out amongst several women. 21 times in a week with one woman is liable to result in the permanent smashing of the roast beef curtain. You gotta give that thing some time to recover or it's going to be hanging out all over the place like an Arby's sandwich slapped together way too quickly.

Hahahahahaha. Gross.

And yes, it was with a different girl each time.

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