F some of this new crap on the radio...

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Talk about a rat face. He looks like he should be chewing through cardboard boxes and leaving brown "rice" all over my floor.

Another bad recent song is that graduation song. "Where'd you go? I miss you so." BLAH BLAH BLAH.

For the longest time I've wanted to start a "F 'Beautiful" by James Blunt" thread. I know it's Schneed10's favorite song, but I just want to stick flesh eating maggots in my ear when I hear that damn song

Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy! TAFKAS, you've made a powerful enemy this day... :angry-smi I can't believe I didn't catch this thread until now. I must defend my honor!

Nice burn though, gotta give you credit. Saying someone likes that song is a pretty good way of basically telling them they're a total vag.

I hate that song so much. That and that John Mayer crap that came out a couple years ago... I want to put that guy's head in a vice a la Joe Pesci in Casino.

Come on Schneed, you know your body is a Wonderland.

Radio Free since 1997. I remember it very well. It was first thing in the morning, and I had just walked into the office that I shared w/ a hottie. I remember it was a nice spring day...

I turned on the radio that sat on her desk. She had it tuned to the rock station. Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping" comes blaring out of the speakers. Man, talk about musical drivel... it sounds like wet shit hitting concrete. I hate that effing song.

"I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down...."

I had to make the burning in my ears stop, so I switched to the next preset - the 'alternative' station. Tubthumping was on that station too.

"Pissing the night away,
Pissing the night away...."

Getting really annoyed, I hit the next preset on the radio - Top 40 station. Tubthumping.

"He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times...."

Now I'm ready to cry. Next button... I'm pretty sure it was the dance station. Even freakin' Madonna would be better than this. Better in the exact same way that getting kicked in the knee will totally make you forget your headache for a moment.

Not a chance. I went four for four in thirty seconds. Here comes the chorus!

"I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down...."

It's the musical cockroach. Post-apocalypse, it'll be the only song left.

Come on Schneed, you know your body is a Wonderland.

I think of it more as a playground than a wonderland. That's why I call it Jungle Jim.

But, unless you had to look up the lyrics, you remember that song quite well apparently. ;)

Radio Free since 1997. I remember it very well. It was first thing in the morning, and I had just walked into the office that I shared w/ a hottie. I remember it was a nice spring day...

I turned on the radio that sat on her desk. She had it tuned to the rock station. Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping" comes blaring out of the speakers. Man, talk about musical drivel... it sounds like wet shit hitting concrete. I hate that effing song.

"I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down...."

I had to make the burning in my ears stop, so I switched to the next preset - the 'alternative' station. Tubthumping was on that station too.

"Pissing the night away,
Pissing the night away...."

Getting really annoyed, I hit the next preset on the radio - Top 40 station. Tubthumping.

"He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times...."

Now I'm ready to cry. Next button... I'm pretty sure it was the dance station. Even freakin' Madonna would be better than this. Better in the exact same way that getting kicked in the knee will totally make you forget your headache for a moment.

Not a chance. I went four for four in thirty seconds. Here comes the chorus!

"I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down...."

It's the musical cockroach. Post-apocalypse, it'll be the only song left.

LOL great post.

I think of it more as a playground than a wonderland. That's why I call it Jungle Jim.

NICE! That gives me a segway to another HORRIBLE tune. Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy"...

"Baltimora
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on
Burning bright
A fire the blows teh signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does the message get to you"

Coming soon. Europe.

But, unless you had to look up the lyrics, you remember that song quite well apparently. ;)

Yeah unfortunately my wife was into John Mayer's crap when it came out (way too many chicks like his stuff). I was subjected to it on numerous occasions. I think that's why my hatred for him runs so deep. Not only does he suck worse than Michael Bolton, but I had to listen to it over and over and over. Imagine having toothpicks shoved under your pinky toenail. Everytime I heard that song it was like adding another toothpick.