Celebrities you've met?

I briefly dated this girl like 5 years ago for a couple of months, and one day she's like "my ex-boyfriend is in town this weekend and he wants to hang out." And I'm the very very jealous type so I wasn't cool with it. But I wanted to show that I was trusting so I was like ok, well why don't a bunch of us go out and play some pool or something.

And she's like "Ok, but it might be a problem if we go to a public place with Brian" Um ok, whatever....so anyway long story short Saturday night comes and I meet this Brian guy. And he's one of the freakin' Backstreet Boys! That was like a disturbing celebrity meet. To think I was getting the sloppy seconds of a Backstreet Boy.

Que Pena Chico.

Who is your cousin?

Joe Falk is his name.

Uh. I met cade McNown once...maybe its a good thing I havent come across any Redskins players.

Other athletes I have met:
D'Wayne Bates
Roosevelt Colvin
Carlos Castillo
Scott Eyre
Marty Booker
David Justice
Future NFL players:
Tom Zbikowski
Jeff Samardzija

Probably a lot of others I'm forgetting.

I briefly dated this girl like 5 years ago for a couple of months, and one day she's like "my ex-boyfriend is in town this weekend and he wants to hang out." And I'm the very very jealous type so I wasn't cool with it. But I wanted to show that I was trusting so I was like ok, well why don't a bunch of us go out and play some pool or something.

And she's like "Ok, but it might be a problem if we go to a public place with Brian" Um ok, whatever....so anyway long story short Saturday night comes and I meet this Brian guy. And he's one of the freakin' Backstreet Boys! That was like a disturbing celebrity meet. To think I was getting the sloppy seconds of a Backstreet Boy.

So, was Brian a complete douchebag like all of the other Backstreet Boys?

TAFKAS, if you're ever feeling a little blue, just remember...

Yeah,
You are my Fire
The one desire
Believe, when I say
I Want it that way

But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

Am I your fire?
Your one desire?
Yes I know it's too late
But I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

And I can see that we're falling apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me
You are my fire
The one desire
You are, you are, you are, you are!

Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothing but a heart ache
Ain't nothing but a mistake
(Don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh yeah)
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

Cause I Want It That Way

So, was Brian a complete douchebag like all of the other Backstreet Boys?

Nah, he was ok. Unlike the dude from American Pie, Jason Biggs I think is his name. Grabbed some beers with him and a couple of other guys from the movie, along with some coworkers. He was really rude to the waitress serving us. Loud, belligerent. Actually used on more than one occassion the cliche line "Don't you know who I am?"

The Club: Part Deaux

We get to the club. Oh, before we get to the club we make a brief stop by the Apollo Theater. In fact, now that I think about it that's where we actually met up with Mike Tyson and his thug friends. Yeah, that's it...that's where we met up with Tyson now that I think about it. Me and my thug friends we're told to stop by there first and meet them and then on to the club from there. So the incident with the Korean/Japanese ladies took place between our drive from the Apollo to the club. While standing in front of the Apollo I saw some pretty amazing shit! I mean, I think I saw more gold chains and rims than Chad Johnson could shake a stick at.

Outside the club (I promise I'm concluding this) the damn line is from here to Rexi's house! I was like Holy Cow!! (Jesus turned around and snarled)
I'm like damn we can't possibly wait in this line...and all of sudden I saw Tyson and his boys sashay right pass the red belt seperating the masses from the truly important and cultured people like Mike Tyson and co. My friend that we were with begins to approach the holy red belt and the rest of us 'acted' like we were with the entourage as well when the bouncer abruptly stopped us - Iron Mike then motioned to let us in and we knew it was on from there!

Now there is no way I can cover all the details here, but I have to mention a couple of more interesting things. At this point Tyson has become somewhat of circus to me becasue of what happened earlier. Finally we're in and now I'm somewhat distracted with the energy of the club, which was amazing -back to that in a minute -, the fact that I'm with Mike Tyson and all eyes are on us, and he's a freakin' nut case!! We mess around for a little while when I run into Tyson in what seemed to be a dungeon on the bottom level of this club. The only way I knew it was Tyson was because of the long thermal undershirt he had on. I have no idea what happened to the mink coat. He's in on the dance floor grinding with this gorgeous chic. I mean he damn near had his johnson out. So he amazingingly remembers me and motions me to get behind her to create a sandwich. I'm dancing a little, you know,...when he decides to palm both of her ass cheeks and lifts her in the air. He's wilding out at this point. (I've been trying to finish this for an hour)

Actually used on more than one occassion the cliche line "Don't you know who I am?"

That's when you know someone has hit complete douchebag status.

He's probably a collar-popper too.

Tyson is an animal.

He makes cro-magnon man look like a freaking Einstein.

Met and have autographs of all the offensive redskin starters but don't have mike sellers, though i've met him. On defense i got all the starters but arch, marshall, holdman, and carter. I've seen lots of back-ups. I've seen a few redskin reporters and talked to them. I talked to portis for a while but had a real good conversation with Taylor. Talked to most players a bit but some talk a lot more back. Coaching staff wise.

I've seen gibbs about 7 times(everytime i went to training camp) and two autographs by the man. By the end of training camp i was just letting people get infront of me when he walked over to where i was standing there was a rush. It was funny because he would walk across signing about everyone but he would always miss those in the back because they are in the back. So as he moves down the line of people, those who missed him and where in the back, follow him and still are in the back of the peopel who were just standing there. So I would be standing behind the gate and as gibbs got closer people would start pushing and shuving. Its scary in there. For anyone that wants to know, all you have to do is stand near the fence somewhere from where he is and the door to redskins park and he will most likely come down that way and sign for you but not necessarly.

Other coaches, bugel signed for us and he is a pimp. He was making jokes with an older woman telling her she was pretty. I got to see byner. I've seen Billick from the ravens.

Outside of this. Edge, ed reed, rosco parish, reggie wayne, merriman Very shortly chad johnson and marvin harrison. I saw but didn't talk to mike tyson, tony dorsett, antonio gates, deangelo hall, larry johnson, and i think that is about it. I know i am missing a few.