Clinton Portis Week 1 Injury watch

Hi I heard from Joe Gibbs neighbor that he's ok but they probably won't play him unless TJ Duckett can't carry the load. :benched:
boy that is a reliable source... can someone please ban this guy???

His email address suggests otherwise.

So you guys don't believe that Gibbs tells his neighbor all about the team's confidential plans? My neighbor, George W Bush, tells me about the U.S.'s secret plans all the time.

how did u go to clinton portis' birthday party

I work for a company that does casino parties and he hired us for his family party. There were a few Skins there...mostly the RBs and WRs. Everyone was really nice and his family is super cool. His dad was cooking ribs and fed us. The players were totally cool. It was just a chill party for his best family and best friends on the team I am guessing. One thing to note is that Rock Cartwright is totally small. The dude isn't even 5'6" but is built like a f*cking brick sh*t house. Absolutley like a 90 inch chest. A total monster. Very impressed.

As for Clinton he showed no effects of the shoulder injurty and in fact, as stated before, did several lifting of heavy chairs that would presummably prove his shoulder is doing nicely. I am no doctor but unless they decide they don't NEED him then I don't see him sitting. Maybe he gets limited bangs but he'll play. He's a gamer anyways.

Oh yeah his house is ricockulous. We were in the game room which is the bottom floor of the guest house. Needless to say it was ginormous and I didn't get to see the real house in back.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout....

No, we don't. Because you don't even live anywhere close to him.

I think you may forget how easy it is to do a nice little "whois" of your IP address.

I wish I'd seen what he said. Damn TAFKAS and his quick moding.

I wish I'd seen what he said. Damn TAFKAS and his quick moding.

he said something about why don't you all believe me but you believe some dude at a birthday party.

Birthday parties are fun, unless Steve Irwin happens to die on the day of your mom's and she's too upset to enjoy the Clinton Portis t-shirt I bought her. Wait, what are we talking about?