F...People who drag their feet when they walk

Don't forget about this classic... Some good advice in there.

How to poop at work (http://bathroomjokes.com/poop/work.htm)

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Damn, I love poop humor! I need help.

Don't forget about this classic... Some good advice in there.

How to poop at work (http://bathroomjokes.com/poop/work.htm)

Oh, that's priceless! I see that some of TMC's tactics are defined there as well. :)

I must admit, I'm an "Out of the closet pooper" ... I just don't care. Although, I do employ the "Courtesy flush" and the "Camo-cough" strategies.

Damn. I hate people who don't hold the door or don't say "Thank you." when you hold it for them. I'm going to lump you in those people. :D
What if it's just like... the door flip off... like handing the open door off without holding it open par se.

I don't mind that at all. That at least shows SOME consideration.

I died laughing....

Fly By
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

I don't mind that at all. That at least shows SOME consideration.
I do think the flip off is illegal to use against the opposite sex though...

You've got to use the total door hold with the ladies.

Oh, without a doubt. Sometimes I get confused like where I go inside first and hold the door, or do I stand outside, even though it makes an awkward transition and hold the door that way?

Flip-offs to all men are fine but not to ladies, especially older women or, of course, women with baby strollers.

Oh, without a doubt. Sometimes I get confused like where I go inside first and hold the door, or do I stand outside, even though it makes an awkward transition and hold the door that way?
Oh god, it's a nightmare... I end up looking like some jackass that doesn't know what he's doing then a gentleman. So frustrating...

The worst is when you hold it open, and you become the door man all of a sudden. Like you opened the floodgates... then you start examining who's coming in, looking for the next potential victim you can pass the torch too...

There... you... bald guy... I'm walking in, and your taking over.. sorry.

Yeah, I hate that, but I'll hold it for as long as people are coming through until the first person doesn't say thank you.