BDBohnzie
11-13-2006, 10:33 AM
I laugh at those who frequent their locak Whorebucks for a cup of half skim half soy extra hot decaf cafe latté...or whatever they order.
On my way to work, I hit the local Wawa and for $1.25, I have a 20 oz coffee (cream and 2 splenda), and that usually gets me to lunch. Unless I'm dragging, then I get another coffee downstairs at the deli.
I used to not drink coffee in the morning and would drink soda...but with the longer commute (90 minutes each way), the coffee helps me bide my time.
Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.
Hmmm, I can't remember that last time I had a good belt of..............Monkey ass??????
Monkeydad
11-13-2006, 05:00 PM
Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.
So you've tasted both to come to that conclusion?
I don't feel like the day is worth living unless I have a cup.
This morning, I had 2 "regular" sized mugs of it at home and then a big, tall stainless steel mug of it at work.
I used to hate the taste, until I discovered it's magical qualities. I didn't start drinking it until I worked 3rd-shift every night while attending college (full-time, 8 hours of classes) every day. I drank coffee at the hotel I worked at all night and picked up a 2-liter of Dew for school.
I had to, I slept an average of 10 hours a week. Seriously.
That was the longest 2 years of my life. I love sleeping nightly now...and STILL love the coffee. You love the taste after you drink it regularly.
As for the monkey booty, I'll leave that all for you to have.
Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.
wuss
illdefined
11-13-2006, 05:13 PM
Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.
wow really? guess i know what monkey ass tastes like now. how did you know?
dall-assblows
11-13-2006, 05:35 PM
almost every morning i sit outside, drink a cup of plain-ass, black coffee and smoke a cigarette. then i smoke somemore
mooby
11-13-2006, 05:43 PM
I don't understand these people at all.
Discuss.
I don't drink coffee. I don't like the taste, and i pretty much don't need the perk.
mooby
11-13-2006, 06:03 PM
what do you mean wtf? i said i don't drink coffee. is that so hard to comprehend?
dall-assblows
11-13-2006, 07:18 PM
yes it is, i garuantee u will eventually like it. i thought it tasted like shit, but you learn to like it