F... morons who take dumps on locker room floors

i was a lifeguard over the summer for about 4 years at the local pool and you wouldnt believe how many kids shit on the floor in the lockerrooms, in the showers, on benches, it really amazes me, i mean you're in the bathroom and you cant make it that extra 10 feet to a stall.

That's some show. What do you call it?The Aristocrats! (Schneed gets it)

I used to work at Chick-Fil-A...and one time I was asked to clean the ladies bathroom. My boss handed me a mop while snickering. I went into one of the stalls and it seriously looked like a bomb went off. It was as if the woman made it to the stall, bent down to pull her pants down, and her ass exploded onto the back wall and back of the toilet...most disgusting thing I had ever seen. I stopped working shortly after the affair

Man... I guess he was handi-crapped...

alright.. im done... seriously... no more


he was re-terded....

I used to work at Chick-Fil-A...and one time I was asked to clean the ladies bathroom. My boss handed me a mop while snickering. I went into one of the stalls and it seriously looked like a bomb went off. It was as if the woman made it to the stall, bent down to pull her pants down, and her ass exploded onto the back wall and back of the toilet...most disgusting thing I had ever seen. I stopped working shortly after the affair
maybe this was the hover technique that women use in public restrooms. just didnt get her ass down far enough

what the hell kind of gym do you go to?

I was wondering the same thing. I don't know of any places like that here in PA.

I used to work at Chick-Fil-A...and one time I was asked to clean the ladies bathroom. My boss handed me a mop while snickering. I went into one of the stalls and it seriously looked like a bomb went off. It was as if the woman made it to the stall, bent down to pull her pants down, and her ass exploded onto the back wall and back of the toilet...most disgusting thing I had ever seen. I stopped working shortly after the affair

I would've left that second and I wouldn't have cleaned up my puke.

My first job was at a cafeteria, and part of my duties included cleaning the bathrooms at night before closing. It was rough travel, as each day brought a new atrocity to be reckoned with. I use to suit up like something out of the Ghost Busters and fire hose walls, ceiling, EVERYTHING. Muck out the recent effluent from the days violations! Not enough $$$ Needed hazardous duty pay, or Bill Murray