F... people at the gym

I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay).

You can also tell someone's gayness level by the fact that they obviously shave every part of their body.

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this thread has taken a..........disturbing turn

I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay).
MG rivals the nickname I made up for Parcells in college: The OBG (the Original Big Gay).

Really a lot of these a-holes you all are speaking of are their in the afternoon or after work. I find in the morning less people and more noraml people.

I like to call one of the guys in my gym "Face" because he looks like he's having a stroke every time he lifts

I wanted to share an experience I had at the gym this week with everyone. Usually when I'm finished with my workout I go sit in the sauna for about 15minutes. The sauna is not very big either, there's a bench, and having anymore than 4 people on it would be uncomfortable. So, as I'm sitting their, alone, in the sauna, reading ESPN the magazine, who should walk in but an older man, I'd say in his 60s with nothing but a towel on.

At first this is ok with me, people go in the sauna all the time with just a towel. I could also tell that he had just gotten out of the shower because he was dripping wet. Here's where the trouble starts. He then proceeds to just start drying off like 2 feet away from me, in the sauna, just letting his junk hang out all over the place. It was horrible. He has the whole freakin locker room to dry off, and he has to dry off two feet away from me, in the sauna, making sure his old balls were on display the entire time. It was so awkward. Seriously, why the hell would somebody need to dry off in the Sauna? You'd think that's a bad idea if you just got out of the shower cause it makes you sweat again. I don't get it.

I wanted to share an experience I had at the gym this week with everyone. Usually when I'm finished with my workout I go sit in the sauna for about 15minutes. The sauna is not very big either, there's a bench, and having anymore than 4 people on it would be uncomfortable. So, as I'm sitting their, alone, in the sauna, reading ESPN the magazine, who should walk in but an older man, I'd say in his 60s with nothing but a towel on.

At first this is ok with me, people go in the sauna all the time with just a towel. I could also tell that he had just gotten out of the shower because he was dripping wet. Here's where the trouble starts. He then proceeds to just start drying off like 2 feet away from me, in the sauna, just letting his junk hang out all over the place. It was horrible. He has the whole freakin locker room to dry off, and he has to dry off two feet away from me, in the sauna, making sure his old balls were on display the entire time. It was so awkward. Seriously, why the hell would somebody need to dry off in the Sauna? You'd think that's a bad idea if you just got out of the shower cause it makes you sweat again. I don't get it.

Great story...I mean, you know what I mean!

I hate guys like that. Like in the locker room, for instance, I hate it when you're totally undressed and some random guy just strikes up a conversation just to stare at you.

That guy was really strange!

I hate the blockheads that stare at themselves in the mirrors. There's this one guy specifically that just struts around staring at himself like he's a gift from god or something. I'm like dude get over yourself, he's not even that big.

some guy started to do karate moves like calm moves. (white nerdy stick guy by the way) did that for about 7 mins. after that he points at him self in the mirror and walks out and starts to flys. me and my buddy could not stop laughing.

some guy started to do karate moves like calm moves. (white nerdy stick guy by the way) did that for about 7 mins. after that he points at him self in the mirror and walks out and starts to flys. me and my buddy could not stop laughing.

Oh sh*t, just when I thought Gabe's story was funny, this one takes the cake!!