Japanese pop princess Koda Kumi

Yeah I like Christina.

This actually probably warrants it's own F thread, but I hate it when guys have porky girlfriends and criticize other girls for being too skinny. I worked with a guy whose girl was a real heffer, and he told me that this girl I was dating (who was legitimately hot) was too skinny. I didn't even ask him for his opinion. What a clown. Definitely don't miss that guy.

Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder...or beer holder

Whatever, go back to picking up girls at your local dairy queen. Leave the J-broads to me

I am not allowed to pick up chicks, my wife said so.

While I am on the subject. I went to Good Guy's in NE about 3 weeks ago and I was sitting down enjoying my beer and some adult entertainment. This dancer comes up to me and say hi ***** (*****= my actual first name). I looked at her and started to leave stating that I had been there too long if one of the dancers actually knew me by name. She grabs me by my arm and says "No, don't you remember me?" Now she has my attention! Then she said "We graduated from high school together, and you lived down the street from me. So we started talking and playing catch up. Before the night was over she gave me her phone number on my receipt. I never called her or thought twice about it.

A few nights later my wife finds the receipt with phone number on it and starts interrogating as if I had killed somebody. 2 Things saved my ass, and thank God because I was Innocent. 1. My wife asked who is Dolphin, I said don't you mean *******, and she said no this right here says Dolphin. I said yeah, that is her stage name, her real name is *******, and I knew her back in high school. That just goes to show you that I never looked at that damn receipt. 2. My wife looked up my call history on my phone. Thank God I never called her.

While I am on the subject. I went to Good Guy's in NE about 3 weeks ago and I was sitting down enjoying my beer and some adult entertainment. This dancer comes up to me and say hi ***** (*****= my actual first name). I looked at her and started to leave stating that I had been there too long if one of the dancers actually knew me by name. She grabs me by my arm and says "No, don't you remember me?" Now she has my attention! Then she said "We graduated from high school together, and you lived down the street from me. So we started talking and playing catch up. Before the night was over she gave me her phone number on my receipt. I never called her or thought twice about it.

A few nights later my wife finds the receipt with phone number on it and starts interrogating as if I had killed somebody. 2 Things saved my ass, and thank God because I was Innocent. 1. My wife asked who is Dolphin, I said don't you mean *******, and she said no this right here says Dolphin. I said yeah, that is her stage name, her real name is *******, and I knew her back in high school. That just goes to show you that I never looked at that damn receipt. 2. My wife looked up my call history on my phone. Thank God I never called her.

Good for you Angry. That's why I don't think marriage is in my cards. I have the self-control of a boozed up Michael Jackson on sleepover night.

Good for you Angry. That's why I don't think marriage is in my cards. I have the self-control of a boozed up Michael Jackson on sleepover night.

It's not self control, but I don't know how to explain it!

It's not self control, but I don't know how to explain it!

At the same time, it's not like you threw the receipt away......just saying is all

At the same time, it's not like you threw the receipt away......just saying is all

But, that is the funny thing I had every intention of throwing it away. But I was either drunk and forgot about it or I thought that I had thrown it away. It's not like I found her unattractive or anything. I can't explain it. It honestly suprised me that I didn't follow up on it.

The link was removed to protect the innocent.

Okay Angry, I'm off to see Spiderman 3 with a hot waifish little j-broad. I'll be back here with details sometime tomorrow.

Okay Angry, I'm off to see Spiderman 3 with a hot waifish little j-broad. I'll be back here with details sometime tomorrow.

Have fun.