Japanese pop princess Koda Kumi

Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder...or beer holder

Sage wisdom!

Alcohol..............natures equalizer

I am not allowed to pick up chicks, my wife said so.

I am allowed to pick them up... so long as I put them down in EXACTLY the same condition I found them.

Have fun.

So how do you pronounce *****?

While I am on the subject. I went to Good Guy's in NE about 3 weeks ago and I was sitting down enjoying my beer and some adult entertainment. This dancer comes up to me and say hi ***** (*****= my actual first name). I looked at her and started to leave stating that I had been there too long if one of the dancers actually knew me by name. She grabs me by my arm and says "No, don't you remember me?" Now she has my attention! Then she said "We graduated from high school together, and you lived down the street from me. So we started talking and playing catch up. Before the night was over she gave me her phone number on my receipt. I never called her or thought twice about it.

A few nights later my wife finds the receipt with phone number on it and starts interrogating as if I had killed somebody. 2 Things saved my ass, and thank God because I was Innocent. 1. My wife asked who is Dolphin, I said don't you mean *******, and she said no this right here says Dolphin. I said yeah, that is her stage name, her real name is *******, and I knew her back in high school. That just goes to show you that I never looked at that damn receipt. 2. My wife looked up my call history on my phone. Thank God I never called her.

That's cool, you and her both have curse words for first names! ;)

She's hot for sure, but if I bag a foreign pop star, I'm going Alizee!

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She's hot for sure, but if I bag a foreign pop star, I'm going Alizee!

just for you Daseal:
YouTube - ALIZEE STRIPS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OLT0o11wfM&NR=1)
YouTube - Alizee Ass Shake!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuskpIJwbzc&mode=related&search=)

Yeah I like Christina.

This actually probably warrants it's own F thread, but I hate it when guys have porky girlfriends and criticize other girls for being too skinny. I worked with a guy whose girl was a real heffer, and he told me that this girl I was dating (who was legitimately hot) was too skinny. I didn't even ask him for his opinion. What a clown. Definitely don't miss that guy.


While I don't go around knocking other people's girlfriends, I DEFINATELY like my girls with curves... legitimately skinny girls (paris hilton... nicole ritchie... all that crap...) are just plain ugly to me... but it depends on the girl i guess...

I've dated beanpoles and porkers alike and found that the medium girls (size 6-12) are usually the most sensual... they're nicely curvy, but still comfortable enought with their bodies to have fun in bed...

Love you, Joe Redskin.

While I don't go around knocking other people's girlfriends, I DEFINATELY like my girls with curves... legitimately skinny girls (paris hilton... nicole ritchie... all that crap...) are just plain ugly to me... but it depends on the girl i guess...

I've dated beanpoles and porkers alike and found that the medium girls (size 6-12) are usually the most sensual... they're nicely curvy, but still comfortable enought with their bodies to have fun in bed...

Yeah, I agree with you there. There's a lot to be said for girls with totally tight bodies, but I also like mine with curves as well. Mine is a size eight and that's PERFECT for me.

"Goochie Goochie eeewwww"

$1 to the first person that understands the above quote.