Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

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KLHJ2
05-08-2007, 08:52 AM
That describes this kid's parents to a T. During baseball season, his dad was bringing over thousands of dollars worth of lawn care equipment for the coaches to use on the baseball field.
That bastard didn't even try out for the team until his senior year. He was a male cheerleader with a popped collar. He was slow, couldn't catch and cried like a bitch every time he got hit. Still he never got benched until the State Championship quarter finals during half time. We were down 47 to 7. I got the call the second half and we still lost 47 to 7. But the point was that it was a little too late to give me my job back when I hadn't played the entire year. The damn coach should have gave me my damn job back as soon as I was healthy. Not that it was worth much then, but both the HC and the WR coach appologized to me after graduation. "We should have played you earlier in the year". That statement only reinforced my pre-conceived theory, that it was a bunch of political bullshit.

KLHJ2
06-26-2007, 03:22 AM
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TMC, I came across this and it reminded me of this thread; enjoy.

TheMalcolmConnection
06-26-2007, 09:53 AM
HA! That made me laugh quite hard.

hesscl34
06-26-2007, 02:20 PM
http://www.vmikeydets.com/images/articles/59007_wilson.jpg

It was big news in our local paper today. This kid's name is Jonathan Wilson. He is a tool and I hate him. How can you NOT want to punch this kid?

At least if he makes the team, I can always say that I made him cry during little league baseball at least a dozen times.

Hmmm.... he's kinda hot.. :)

EARTHQUAKE2689
06-26-2007, 02:22 PM
Hmmm.... he's kinda hot.. :)


wow he looks constipated in that picture and you say hot.

TheMalcolmConnection
06-26-2007, 02:23 PM
He's a tool, but I'm over it. He obviously wasn't asked back.

EARTHQUAKE2689
06-26-2007, 02:24 PM
He's a tool, but I'm over it. He obviously wasn't asked back.


good we dont need someone who is constipated all the time to be on our team.

Monkeydad
06-26-2007, 02:36 PM
Hmmm.... he's kinda hot.. :)


Hmmm....you're kinda blind.




Yep...constipated is the look...

hesscl34
06-26-2007, 02:54 PM
You guys can't take a joke... sheesh..

EARTHQUAKE2689
06-26-2007, 03:00 PM
You guys can't take a joke... sheesh..


I can take a joke but it wasn't funny.http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon12.gif

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