Lady Brave
06-15-2007, 10:54 AM
Lady Brave, I have indeed heard of that, but I hear you have to be driving on the actual road to get one. If I'm THAT drunk to be rolling down the highway, I deserve it!
Well some folks in the rural south think lawn mowers and tractors are a perfectly acceptable means of transportation.
We actually have a lady who rides her motorized wheelchair in the middle of a very busy four lane street in front of our courthouse and you better not even think about blowing your horn at her. She scares me.
TheMalcolmConnection
06-15-2007, 10:59 AM
It seems like every town has one of those. There's a wheelchair lady here and she DARES you to run into her. She'll pull right out in front of you and not care at all.
SmootSmack
06-15-2007, 11:08 AM
Well some folks in the rural south think lawn mowers and tractors are a perfectly acceptable means of transportation.
We actually have a lady who rides her motorized wheelchair in the middle of a very busy four lane street in front of our courthouse and you better not even think about blowing your horn at her. She scares me.
I'm working on bringing lawn mower racing to ESPN. Stay tuned
dmek25
06-15-2007, 11:25 AM
man, you will do anything for a job?
ArtMonkDrillz
06-15-2007, 11:27 AM
Well some folks in the rural south think lawn mowers and tractors are a perfectly acceptable means of transportation.
We actually have a lady who rides her motorized wheelchair in the middle of a very busy four lane street in front of our courthouse and you better not even think about blowing your horn at her. She scares me.
You know what that reminds me of?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/06/08/uwheel.jpg
Sorry, just had to post that again. (I just noticed that his shirt says "I'm a Pepper." I find that funny)
As a kid we had this town drunk who had so many DWI's they took his license away for good. So he drove a small farm tractor around town, I guess you don't need a license for that.
It was hilarious, this old drunk totally bombed cruising around on a damn tractor. We used to chase after him on our bikes and one of my friends would even hop on the back and the old guy wouldn't even notice!
Looking back now I don't understand why the cops didn't pull his drunk ass over whenever he was on that tractor.
It seems like every town has one of those. There's a wheelchair lady here and she DARES you to run into her. She'll pull right out in front of you and not care at all.
LOL when I lived in Massachusetts a few years ago there was this old lady who used to drive right down the middle of the road in her wheelchair. I think she even had turn signals on the back of it. :doh:
TheMalcolmConnection
06-15-2007, 11:46 AM
It's kind of surprising that no one has run them over. Like they really piss people off a LOT.
drew54
06-15-2007, 12:00 PM
I'm working on bringing lawn mower racing to ESPN. Stay tuned
Long story short, I know a guy who races Lawn mowers that he puts old VW Beatle Engines in. Those things are scary.
Sadly................it's in Florida
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