firstdown
07-10-2007, 04:58 PM
Bengals head coach pulls up infront of the city jail with three busses. He pays a bail of like $150,000 and says wow thats hurts. The guard opens the door and nothing happens. Sio the coach walks up to the door and there sits the whole team in their uniforms eating Campbells soup and he is like come on its allmost game time. Then one of the players looks up and says no one rushes a bowl of campbells soup and the coach enters the room shuts the door and say where's my bowl and everyone starts laughing.
SmootSmack
07-11-2007, 12:18 AM
Scene: outside FedEx, Campbell and Moss playing catch
<<Campbell lofts a pass to Moss over some guy who you can't identify but you see the back of a jersey that looks a little something like this (http://www.cowboysonlineproshop.com/images/products/medium/207765.jpg)
Santana (turns to camera): After a long day burning my opponents, I need a little pick me up with Campbell's Chunky Soup (holds up can)
Campbell (enters the shot): But we don't have time to waste opening cans of soups while memorizing 700 pages of plays
Sean Taylor (rolls in on his ATV): So that's why these new flip-top cans are great. Anybody can open these in no time!
<<cue to Tony Romo opening the can>>
Campbell's Soup. So Easy a Cowboy Could Open It
<<camera fades to black, then fades back up again as Romo drops the can and then trips over it.>>
Lady Brave
07-11-2007, 12:23 AM
You forgot the crying afterwards. That's the best part.
SmootSmack
07-11-2007, 12:25 AM
You forgot the crying afterwards. That's the best part.
Ooh nice...Director's cut
BDBohnzie
07-11-2007, 08:27 AM
How about a close-up shot of Chris Henry, Pacman Jones, and Tank Johnson all eating Chunky's soup together. Then, as the camera zooms out, they are all wearing prison jumpsuits, sitting in a prison cafeteria. :biggthump
This gets my vote...
Chief X_Phackter
07-11-2007, 09:17 AM
Scene: outside FedEx, Campbell and Moss playing catch
<<Campbell lofts a pass to Moss over some guy who you can't identify but you see the back of a jersey that looks a little something like this (http://www.cowboysonlineproshop.com/images/products/medium/207765.jpg)
Santana (turns to camera): After a long day burning my opponents, I need a little pick me up with Campbell's Chunky Soup (holds up can)
Campbell (enters the shot): But we don't have time to waste opening cans of soups while memorizing 700 pages of plays
Sean Taylor (rolls in on his ATV): So that's why these new flip-top cans are great. Anybody can open these in no time!
<<cue to Tony Romo opening the can>>
Campbell's Soup. So Easy a Cowboy Could Open It
<<camera fades to black, then fades back up again as Romo drops the can and then trips over it.>>
Very Nice!
FRPLG
07-11-2007, 09:30 AM
Scene: outside FedEx, Campbell and Moss playing catch
<<Campbell lofts a pass to Moss over some guy who you can't identify but you see the back of a jersey that looks a little something like this (http://www.cowboysonlineproshop.com/images/products/medium/207765.jpg)
Santana (turns to camera): After a long day burning my opponents, I need a little pick me up with Campbell's Chunky Soup (holds up can)
Campbell (enters the shot): But we don't have time to waste opening cans of soups while memorizing 700 pages of plays
Sean Taylor (rolls in on his ATV): So that's why these new flip-top cans are great. Anybody can open these in no time!
<<cue to Tony Romo opening the can>>
Campbell's Soup. So Easy a Cowboy Could Open It
<<camera fades to black, then fades back up again as Romo drops the can and then trips over it.>>
SS always brings his A game. It's the attention to details that make it so funny.
Monkeydad
07-11-2007, 12:15 PM
It's gotta have Jason Campbell. After he rips up the league this year, Campbell's Soup will see the marketing opportunity. :)
EARTHQUAKE2689
07-11-2007, 12:21 PM
SS funniest thing I have read today.