Emmitt Smith Mock Draft

Doesn't anyone screen this stuff before it goes online??
Hey Matty. You feelin OK? Just checkin since you said you were gonna puke if you see another mock. :)

Oh my f'ing God. Is that a joke? How does hell dids that dood ever gradjewait from de kidnergarden?

The anthology is sadly all stuff he's actually said.

Exactly. You know me so well.

Seriously, I belong to too many message boards. I need an intervention.

But you're one to talk. You're ALWAYS here, even when you're not. You must post in your sleep. How do you have time to watch TV? Hmmm....?

I multi-task.

I almost pooped myself laughing. Copare the anthology and the fake mock. You really can't tell much of a difference. He is actually awful. Not awful like most athletes when they make dumb points or just obvious points. Or when they sound stilted. No no. Emmitt takes it to another level. He butchers English at the highest levels all the while struggling to get his thoughts out in any coherent fashion. At this point ESPN can only be keeping him on in the spirit of Bengaling him. You know Bengaling-keeping a guy just for spite much to your own detriment.

I don't know if this will work but I'm going to post a link

MEGAVIDEO - I'm watchin' it (http://www.megavideo.com/?v=YHTW70U0)

I read that a few days ago, it was one of the most hilarious pieces I've read. You'd think this was just a cruel joke but most of the things in that mock draft are similar to things he's said on the air. I especially loved the Jaguars comment in the mock, "I am tire! Why are there so many doggone pick in the first round!? There should only be 10 pick in the first round! ". I hope they do this every year, this stuff never gets old.

The anthology is sadly all stuff he's actually said.

I just read the linked mock and, as others have noted, it's absolutely hilarious.....a must read.

He totally debacled this whole draft.

One of my favorite parts was when he selected Rashard Mendenhall a second time.

He did that with Matt Ryan too (First pick and eighth pick)