Emmitt Smith Mock Draft

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Due to popular request (ie Lady Brave mentioned it but GM Scud helped validate it as a hilarious piece) of making sure this anicdote doesn't get lost in the Supper Happy Fun Thread, I have decided to give the Emmitt Smith Mock Draft it's own thread. Personally it's one of the funniest things I've read, and I've had a hard time reading it all in one sitting.

WalterFootball.com: Emmitt Smith's 2008 NFL Mock Draft

And with the first pick Emmitt Smith selects:

Miami Dolphins: Matt Ryan, QB, Boston College University
In the 2007 regular season, the Miami Dolphin became the first winless team to ever win a game in a regular season. Why did this happen, you ask? No talent in and around the locker room. You have Clyde Lemon at quarterback. You have Ronnie Brown at running back. He had been banged up. And you have Chris Chambers at receiver. He was sent sailin to San Francisco, or the Windy City, so to speak.

But Miami have a new sheriff in town. Parcells, or as some people like to call him, "The Big Dolphin." If you look at Parcells' history, he likes to grab quarterback with the first overall pick. He draft Drew Bledsoe in New England. He draft Vinny Testaverde with the New York. And now he will draft Matt Ryan from Boston College University.

Anyway this thread is dedicated to some of my favorite people on the forum:

ThisGuy, SmootSlap, SlinginSonny33, and Landslide2689

Thanks with your help on the MockDraft.