Essential skills every man must know

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FRPLG
05-07-2008, 03:39 PM
*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.

This made me choke but let's be honest. PR was a tough son of a bitch. He just sucked.

firstdown
05-07-2008, 04:45 PM
Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?


What homo wrote some of these? :D

I'm sorry, he's probably European.



Replace some of these with:

*Inject yourself or someone else with a needle.
*Watch a baby being born without fainting (Sorry, A-Rod!) :D
*Change oil in a car without paying someone $50.
*Hit a target with a gun...moving or not.
*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.
Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.

EternalEnigma21
05-07-2008, 05:13 PM
Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.


who was his celebrity?

ArtMonkDrillz
05-07-2008, 05:24 PM
Speaking of old Patrick Ramsey.
I truned on the golf channel the other night and their he was winning some kind of sports celeb. tournament. He had a one stroke (maybe two stroke) lead going into the last hole. He duffed a shot and ended up in a tie. They had a playoff hole and he duffed another shot and lost. Man that brought back to many memories.I haven't dusted this one off in awhile: Does anyone want to buy a slightly used Patrick Ramsey replica jersey? I'll sell it to you for $1.13 and a stick of Big Red.

Monkeydad
05-09-2008, 01:12 PM
It could always be converted into a more valuable and less embarrassing Mark Rypien jersey...hmmmmmm...

Is that Big Red still new or is it refurbished?

BDBohnzie
05-09-2008, 01:13 PM
there is nothing finer than a refurb stick of Big Red...

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