Essential skills every man must know

Skills for Men - Things Men Should Be Able to Do - Esquire (http://www.esquire.com/features/essential-skills-0508)

I can't wait to have a son so that I can act like I made this list up on my own.
I feel pretty confident that I can do a lot of these things, but not nearly enough of them.

is this where you write the alphabet forwards and backwards with your tongue?

How to please ladies is all the skills I need to know...I'm ready, I'm ready to be the last man on earth man.

How to please ladies is all the skills I need to know...I'm ready, I'm ready to be the last man on earth man.

The only skill I need is how to please Japanese ladies, and I can sum it up in three words: Dolce and Gabanna.

The only skill I need is how to please Japanese ladies, and I can sum it up in three words: Dolce and Gabanna.

I know all about Japanese ladies, they love anything different. You can be Uncle Fester and you still have a chance.

I know all about Japanese ladies, they love anything different. You can be Uncle Fester and you still have a chance.Time for me to finally get that passport...

I know all about Japanese ladies, they love anything different. You can be Uncle Fester and you still have a chance.

Absolutely not true my man. I know a guy who looks like Uncle Fester and he has less chance here then he does back home, and I don't think he was hitting home runs back home. To make it here you gotta have style and charisma, which luckily I was born with. HOLLA.

Everytime I click the link it goes to Esquire (http://m.esquire.com) and 10 links to things not related to essential skills every man must know shows up.

Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?


What homo wrote some of these? :D

I'm sorry, he's probably European.



Replace some of these with:

*Inject yourself or someone else with a needle.
*Watch a baby being born without fainting (Sorry, A-Rod!) :D
*Change oil in a car without paying someone $50.
*Hit a target with a gun...moving or not.
*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.

Speak a foreign language? Describe wine in a sentence? Recite a poem? Create a playlist of ten songs that say a message to someone?


What homo wrote some of these? :D

*Realize that Patrick Ramsey is the closest thing to a female NFL player we'll ever see.

THANKYOU!
To Offiss, that's like blood in the water to a shark. If he's livin', he'll smell it out and follow it to the source.