Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear

Well at least they didnt ask slow ass Rock, the bear would just have to put its arm out and trip him up, after that its all over.

I can't believe someone actually thinks they can outrun a bear. Maybe these guys think Chad Johnson actually beat a horse in a race. Straight line, zig-sag, back flips, whatever, the bear is going to maul you.


In all reality by the time the bear starts running fast hes got 40 yards to catch him. ARE wins.

and btw the most effective way to run from a bear is downhill....

Even if he can juke him he still has another 50+ yards of straight line running to do, with his back to the bear. That is when the bear will turn El into Grizzly Man.


I think Grizzly Man had better odds and a better bear handling strategy than Randle El does on this one.

I can think of no better man to test this out than Pacman Jones. I say if he beats the bear let him back in the league. If not....

I can think of no better man to test this out than Pacman Jones. I say if he beats the bear let him back in the league. If not....

That's hilarious

Question: What kind of bear is best?
That's a ridiculous question.
False. Black Bear.
Well that's debatable, there are basically two schools of thought..
Fact: Bears eat beets.
Oh..
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica!

OMG............the off-season BLOWS

ARE would have him until he pulls up lame with a hamstring at the 5 yard line, then it's all bear.

No doubt!:laughing-

I wrestled a bear back in the 80's when I was at a fesitval for $5.00 (my cost to get in the ring). It was not a hugh bear and I'm not very big but I did not even stand a chance. That bear knock me from one side of the ring to the next. After about a minute I gave up. I watched several guys get in the ring and it did not seem to matter how big the person the bear won everytime. I'm sure its illegal now days for people to do this with bears but it was declawed and had on a mussle.

Chuck Norris could outrun the bear and then beat em up in the endzone.