Worst first pitch EVER

So hot, it hurts.

Yes. I am sure that catcher was running up to hug her just to congratulate her on such a good throw.

she's so dumb and skanky... its hard not to get unnerved by her existence and constant reminders thereof.

Damn that has to be one of the most horrible pitches I've ever seen lol. I mean shit she could at least put a little effort into it. And yes she's a skank and a whore and everything else associated with that.

Now compare Mariah to Marissa

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Damn, she threw behind the rubber, and she threw some girl gas.

Damn, she threw behind the rubber, and she threw some girl gas.

who is that? Marissa who? it looked like jessica simpson

Yeah I'm curious too. Is that Marissa Miller? That's the only Marissa I can think of lol.

Although I hadn't noticed the Simpson likeness until you mentioned it, Yes - that is Marissa "way too f'ing hot" Miller.

As a photographer for Playboy, htownskinfan, I would have expected you to know that.

I volunteer to paint her body for her next SI photo shoot.

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As a photographer for Playboy, htownskinfan, I would have expected you to know that.

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The problem with Mariah Carey now is that she's pushing 40. And that's not to say that there aren't any hot older women, but the business has been rough on Mariah.

I agree. In the early 90's you would be in the minority to not find Mariah attractive. Not even ten years later she had already started to age pretty badly. With that being said I highly doubt that the average single man on this site would kick her out of bed. She is not the hottest woman on the planet, but she is not disgusting either.

I agree. In the early 90's you would be in the minority to not find Mariah attractive. Not even ten years later she had already started to age pretty badly. With that being said I highly doubt that the average single man on this site would kick her out of bed. She is not the hottest woman on the planet, but she is not disgusting either.

Her choice of dress isn't helping her. She dresses like she is a 16 year old street walker. The Marissa Miller video really places this point into relief. She went out there in some designer jeans and a fitted Cubs jersey (maybe it's just me, but I don't think it gets much better than a gorgeous woman in a well fitted jersey). She's got the body to wear anything she wants, or nothing at all (as opposed to Maria's ponch), but she went with the classy look. Her arm is just the icing on the cake. I have been a fan of hers for a while, but wow.

BTW, anyone who thought it looked like Tony Romo's girlfriend should get a three day ban. That is just insulting.