Worst first pitch EVER

The problem with Mariah Carey now is that she's pushing 40. And that's not to say that there aren't any hot older women, but the business has been rough on Mariah.

Well, I'm pushing forty, and I'm only getting better looking. Of course, I'm a guy, so...

Brud, naturally there are exceptions to every rule...

NOTICE: To anyone who confused Marissa Miller with Jessica Simpson, please report out back. Your flogging will commence shortly.

I agree... I've always thought she was a skank


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Skank is a slang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang) and pejorative (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pejorative) term used in English to describe a certain type of female. [1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skank#cite_note-0)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skank#cite_note-1) The term "skank" differs from that of "slut (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slut)" in that whereas the latter implies only sexual promiscuity; the former also implies poor taste, personally degrading behaviour and low socioeconomic class.[citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)] Also used as slang for lower class female that is dirty or not presenting herself well. Other skank behaviors can include being obsessed with celebrity lifestyle and emulating it. In recent years "Skank" (or "Skankster") is also used in some parts of the U.K to describe unappealing individuals of either sex with habitual poor personal hygiene, most notably long-term drug addicts; a usage in some ways harking back to its original application. Originally denoting a bad smell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odor)[citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)] or a filthy surface[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skank#cite_note-2), "skank" has come to refer to someone who is physically repugnant for their filth, and figuratively applied to someone who is morally or socially repugnant for their behavior and demeanor, most often sexual conduct.[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skank#cite_note-3)

Hmmm....Skankster? I think that covers it nicely

I don't think she is that hot.

What is up with her walking? It looks like she got sodomized by the knicks...

LOL. Positive rep for you.

since i dont know who marissa is,i'd say its an easy mistake,and even though its no longer cool to think j simpson is hot,she still is,not saying marissa miller isnt hotter,I'm just saying...

that was pretty pathetic but nothing compares to the Carl Lewis throw a few years back. Lewis should just stick to track cuz first he ruined the National Anthem and then we threw an opening pitch like a 2 year old.

Her choice of dress isn't helping her. She dresses like she is a 16 year old street walker. The Marissa Miller video really places this point into relief. She went out there in some designer jeans and a fitted Cubs jersey (maybe it's just me, but I don't think it gets much better than a gorgeous woman in a well fitted jersey). She's got the body to wear anything she wants, or nothing at all (as opposed to Maria's ponch), but she went with the classy look. Her arm is just the icing on the cake. I have been a fan of hers for a while, but wow.

BTW, anyone who thought it looked like Tony Romo's girlfriend should get a three day ban. That is just insulting.

I agree, she's a 40 year old dressing like a 16 year old. She needs to start dressing her age, she's not a spring flower anymore. I'm not saying she's entirely bad looking, but it really does look like age is catching up to her with every passing day.