Sick of politics here? Fix my computers!

That's what she said

Thank you. You've just earned one...
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Nice, but can I cash that in for some Stanley nickels?

Only if you can figure out the conversion ratio.
YouTube - Ratio of Bucks to Nickels

haha classic episode

Ummm, no. Moving and click speed acceptance are managed by either the Operating System's controls or by the software installed for the particular device (if you go that route).

Trust me. Once I switched to a wireless mouse, my computer started running so much faster.

Trust me. Once I switched to a wireless mouse, my computer started running so much faster.

That was most likely because the wireless mouse had a better driver.

Trust me. Once I switched to a wireless mouse, my computer started running so much faster.

I've been in IT for a while now and hadn't heard that one before. You also get a Schrute buck.

I've also got users who swear they've deleted almost all of their email, yet their mail file is 25 gb and they're inbox contains 14,000 emails. perception is a wonderful thing.

Trust me. Once I switched to a wireless mouse, my computer started running so much faster.

Try moving the box onto your desk so then the info doesn't have to travel upwards against the force of gravity too. J/K man :)

I've been in IT for a while now and hadn't heard that one before. You also get a Schrute buck.

I think it has something to do with the wires... With a wireless mouse, the data doesn't have to travel through some long wire to the computer -- it just beams directly to the monitor. So much better.

Also, I moved my computer to my desk ages ago to avoid gravity interference. What do think I am, a noob?