Sick of politics here? Fix my computers!

Nah, this mouse has a nano-processor-cosmotron-accelerator which offloads mouse processing from the central processor, reducing the demand on the CPU. Also, it has a Turbo Button (R) to further increase computer speed, as well as horizontal, vertical and diagonal scroll wheels. I also painted flames on it.
http://www.pettastic-petsupplies.co.uk/ekmps/shops/pettastic/images/radio_control_mouse.jpg

http://www.pettastic-petsupplies.co.uk/ekmps/shops/pettastic/images/radio_control_mouse.jpg

Yep, that's the one. And, as you can see, it's wireless.

Damn, I thought that it was this one.


http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sharkoon-fireglider4-3100.jpg

Angry, that's nice, but it's not wireless and there is no horizontal scroll wheel. Clearly the other one is superior.