(Edited) Just When Us Men Thought We Couldn't Make Any More Ignorant Assumptions...

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Lady Brave
03-26-2009, 01:19 AM
Hey, what's a little sexism amongst friends right?
Riiiiight...

;)

KLHJ2
03-26-2009, 01:39 AM
Man even that is letting a girl take you by the balls... It's your girl not your mom

no respect = no relationship

go sell her tires


No, I was not justifying her actions. I was just trying to see if there might have been an underlying reason to her snappiness. You can give a woman the world, but if she was expecting the moon instead, then you will hear about it. It is up to you to point out the fact that she got the world instead of the moon. If no compromise is made and she still bitches then there are problems.

Edit (Just because I know LB is reading) At that point you sit her ass in the corner of the kitchen with a potato peeler, bag of potatoes, and a trash can.

jamf
03-26-2009, 01:45 AM
Here is what you do:

Send her flowers at work. Women love flowers at work, It's proof to her coworkers that there is a person on earth that can stand her.

Go shopping for the items needed for the following advice.

Make her dinner with a quality bottle of wine.

Ask her about her day and mention that you think you would like her parents to move in with your guys when you guys start having kids.

Watch a nice romantic movie and kiss her lightly whenever they kiss in the movie.
Don't start fooling around! Tease her a little.

Walk her into the bedroom and tell her you want her to wear This (http://www.extremerestraints.com/images/dw101xx.jpg) and make passionate love to you.

If she refuses and runs for her life, You had a good woman and the problem is you.

If she nails you, You should kick her out and have her brother move in.

Lady Brave
03-26-2009, 01:50 AM
No, I was not justifying her actions. I was just trying to see if there might have been an underlying reason to her snappiness. You can give a woman the world, but if she was expecting the moon instead, then you will hear about it. It is up to you to point out the fact that she got the world instead of the moon. If no compromise is made and she still bitches then there are problems.

Edit (Just because I know LB is reading) At that point you sit her ass in the corner of the kitchen with a potato peeler, bag of potatoes, and a trash can.
LOL... Thankfully, my husband doesn't like potatoes very much.

Seriously though, it would be nice if you guys could learn to insert the word "some" when talking about women, instead of always generalizing. We're not all crazy you know. :)

KLHJ2
03-26-2009, 01:53 AM
LOL... Thankfully, my husband doesn't like potatoes very much.

Seriously though, it would be nice if you guys could learn to insert the word "some" when talking about women, instead of always generalizing. We're not all crazy you know. :)


Ok, from now on I will use some women...

The Goat
03-26-2009, 01:54 AM
LOL... Thankfully, my husband doesn't like potatoes very much.

Seriously though, it would be nice if you guys could learn to insert the word "some" when talking about women, instead of always generalizing. We're not all crazy you know. :)

So you're part of that 1% and a Skins fan!!! Your husband is one lucky guy LB... ;)

Lady Brave
03-26-2009, 02:03 AM
Ok, from now on I will use some women...

Edit: pun intended
It was funnier without the edit.

;)

KLHJ2
03-26-2009, 02:06 AM
It was funnier without the edit.

;)

If you say so. It is fixed. For a minute there I didn't think that anyone got it.

Lady Brave
03-26-2009, 02:07 AM
So you're part of that 1% and a Skins fan!!! Your husband is one lucky guy LB... ;)
He'd probably feel even more lucky if I was a Steelers fan.

FRPLG
03-26-2009, 09:32 AM
He'd probably feel even more lucky if I was a Steelers fan.

Yeah but then you'd be unbearable.

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